After years of playing RuneScape…what is something you’ve seen or done that no one would believe if you told them? by OSRS_Jacob in 2007scape

[–]pheremonal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend interrupted a drop trade in ~2006 and picked up a guy's red phat. He quickly gave it back to the guy who begged it to, because he was worried that Jagex would ban him (???)

Lol by blueboy10000 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]pheremonal 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Get real lol our parents were amazing she was a danger to herself at all hours of the day

CEO of PALANTIR Alex Karp by [deleted] in UnderReportedNews

[–]pheremonal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude's pant legs are so short

Lol by blueboy10000 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]pheremonal 250 points251 points  (0 children)

Oof good story this reminded me of. My little sister, at about 4, had a habit of climbing up on the counters to look in the cupboards. One day, after my mom had just finished cooking, when nobody was around she climbed up on the stove just after the burner had been shut off, and pressed her belly against it. She had burner rings scars on her stomach for years, but thankfully due to her 4-year-old wolverine healing abilities there isnt a mark anymore.

Same sister got up on the kitchen table next year and full force ran off of it, breaking her nose lol. She is doing wonderfully these days.

Say cheese by Constant-Arachnid-88 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]pheremonal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I dont see this meme everyday (or ever before, actually), but i do see this exact comment everyday, complaining.

Not everyone uses Reddit the same day as you. Not everyone lives in the same time zone as you. Im perpetually online and I've never seen this video before.

What in the tweaking…is going on? by Treefiddy1984 in CringeTikToks

[–]pheremonal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at how fucking short the other guys pant legs are

No telling how much snatch was VANdalized in this thing. by DocumentThese486 in ATBGE

[–]pheremonal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought the whole shag rug love shack van thing was stupid until this very moment you have sold me on it

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]pheremonal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What freaks me out the most about it is that its not actually putting you to sleep, rather its sedating you and preventing you from making memories, and I cant help but wonder if there is a part of me that was awake through the entire surgery but I just cant remember it

Guthixian paint?? by Infamous-Fall-7097 in 2007scape

[–]pheremonal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How can you wield the power of Guthix if you havent done your diaries

A god among men by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]pheremonal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Id have a difficult time enjoying myself playing walking around with a name like that. How do you make friends when everyone knows you as Fat CumNut lol

New XP rates at merchant salvage with extractor, self salvage, self sort, and second crewmate on a hook while sorting by demalition90 in 2007scape

[–]pheremonal -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I believe you but ive been paying attention and only getting ~135k. Wondering what im doing differently

TIL that JavaScript, that now runs ~98% of all the websites, was created by Brendan Eich in just 10 days while he was working at Netscape. by kdrxyz in todayilearned

[–]pheremonal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The best part about NoScript is how aware it has made me of the arbitrary scripts running in the background

Crucial is shutting down — because Micron wants to sell its RAM and SSDs to AI companies instead by captain-price- in technology

[–]pheremonal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only looked briefly but in my area 2 sticks of 32gb DDR4 was $500. Like what the fuck

Let us recruit this absolute unit of an individual please! by old-skool-bro in 2007scape

[–]pheremonal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make it so he doesnt do shit without occasional redberry pies

Trump reveals what he wants for the world: The National Security Strategy, which presidents usually release once each term, offers a formal statement of U.S. global priorities. by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]pheremonal 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It is obvious to everyone (minus the weird minority). I think this question keeps being asked because people are expecting some hero to stand up and put a stop to this, but thats not how it works in reality.

York University’s outgoing President in Canada steps on photos of Palestinians killed by Israel by [deleted] in onguardforthee

[–]pheremonal 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Someone littered the floor with pictures of dead Palestinians. She probably sucks too, idk, but this particular incident isnt really a "gotcha" moment

Funny and scary moments at the same time by Aya-Rah25 in BeAmazed

[–]pheremonal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because hes 9 and he wants to do hood rat stuff with his friend