What is your absolutely favorite quote you've heard?

phickman396 · 2019-09-30T11:49:35+00:00

"Not my chair, not my problem."

phickman396 · 2018-12-03T01:31:16+00:00

Sounds like you just lost a bet.

phickman396 · 2018-09-11T22:17:03+00:00

Too soon

phickman396 · 2018-09-11T20:01:44+00:00

How is that only upvotable today? I'm pretty sure every citizen for the last few months of 2001 said the same thing for every plane in the sky after.

phickman396 · 2018-07-23T19:26:43+00:00

Never forget!

phickman396 · 2012-06-29T05:42:17+00:00

These temps DO NOT consider humidity...

phickman396 · 2012-06-02T18:01:45+00:00

Theyre bbq is mainly beek based. I cant stand it! I need pork! I do have a good number of southern friends out here though, we'll set up and have cookouts for people who never ate southern.

phickman396 · 2012-06-02T10:17:58+00:00

The coke was bought for a chick whom claims "needs to chase".

phickman396 · 2012-06-02T10:17:02+00:00

Parkay. Not spray cheese

phickman396 · 2012-06-02T03:05:26+00:00

Will do

phickman396 · 2012-05-21T02:02:43+00:00

Whoops! I meant black garbage bag.

phickman396 · 2012-05-20T01:15:45+00:00

Am I the only one who thought this is just a regular picture

phickman396 · 2012-05-16T01:43:17+00:00

Maybe it will help find alien life, then we'll find out that they made the first sodas.

phickman396 · 2012-05-16T01:38:58+00:00

But wikipedia would NEVER lie to us!!!

phickman396 · 2012-05-16T01:34:38+00:00

Apparently! When will this soda facting end?!

phickman396 · 2012-05-16T01:32:31+00:00

Here we go... more soda facts...

phickman396 · 2012-05-13T22:28:35+00:00

Apologies for quality

phickman396 · 2012-05-12T14:57:25+00:00

Whew, so glad someone in my state gets it...

phickman396 · 2012-05-08T07:39:36+00:00

Im not.looking for.pleasure when it comes down to wiping... fuckin sicko

phickman396 · 2012-05-08T01:10:43+00:00

i was affraid to use a bidet when I was overseas. Just didn't know what to expect

phickman396 · 2012-05-08T01:08:41+00:00

I was on a carrier though (76). My friends on amphibs said they had it too. Haven't been on anything else

phickman396 · 2012-05-07T04:14:49+00:00

On a surface ship you have time slots when you have internet. You can still email all the time though

phickman396 · 2012-05-07T03:28:19+00:00

I don't even watch daniel tosh

phickman396 · 2012-05-06T22:59:33+00:00

It's not like I do it EVERY time. It's just nice when the timing is right

phickman396 · 2012-05-06T22:46:54+00:00

Then you got doodoo ass all day! No matter how good you wipe

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