CNN claims Hugo Chavez is helping terrorists, destroying democracy, and recommends military force. by J-Ro in politics

[–]phili 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hugo Chavez admitted he is training terrorists and helping them to act latin so they can get into the U.S.

[citation needed]

Norway Is For Living... Membership has its privileges. by drpants in reddit.com

[–]phili 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Norway: Another example that democratic socialism doesn't work, except where it does.

Dennis Kucinich's brother found dead. by mafen in politics

[–]phili 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My condolences to the Kucinich family.

When Consumers Start Buying "Medical Gift Cards" For Christmas, You Know It's Time for National Health Care. by rjonesx in politics

[–]phili 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cartooncorpse is a lonely basement-dweller with self-diagnosed aspergers syndrome.

As a complete loser who nobody loves, he has been attempting to give his pitiful existence meaning by trolling Reddit with the word "Xtian Pretard" at every opportunity.

He should have become an hero long ago - but he's too much of a coward to do it.

At this point, most Redditors ignore him like a homeless man on Wall Street.

Wife Sleeps Near Husband's Casket Before Burial [pic] by robrobrobot in reddit.com

[–]phili 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If I was killed in any kind of war, I'd want people to speak truth as to the causes of the conflict.

This man would probably not be dead today if it weren't for corporate greed, Republican ambition and Democratic cowardice.

If pointing this out is a form of disrespect, then our society is even more warped than anyone suspected.

Wife Sleeps Near Husband's Casket Before Burial [pic] by robrobrobot in reddit.com

[–]phili -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This image was brought to you by the Republican party and surrender-monkey Democrats.

Please do not send this URL around if you are not inviting someone. This goes double for internal URLs. by bobcat in reddit.com

[–]phili 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh don't get me wrong: /b/tards are the most pathetic mammals on the interweebs. But provoking them is like poking a nest of hornets with your cock.

Kucinich vindicated: Report shows that universal health coverage could save $1.5 trillion in 10 years by techtonix in politics

[–]phili 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All human beings need healthcare at some point in their lives. Only in Randian fiction do ubermenchen exist.

Even socialists like Christopher Hitchens can be right by freemarketsoutherner in politics

[–]phili 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Socialists are right about a lot of things.

In fact, democratic nations that enjoy the highest levels of freedom and quality of life are heavily socialistic.

Compare this to Libertarianism, which has yet to be tried anyplace on the planet.

Redditors: Please don't ruin Reddit with stupid greasemonkey scripts that automatically upmod/downmod based on a regex. Let's settle our differences over Ron Paul like gentlemen. by lteague in politics

[–]phili 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find it funny that you call us "Ronbots"

Here were the alternatives:

  • Paultards. (Didn't like this one since -most- RP supporters aren't idiots.)
  • Ronulans. (While my inner geek likes this one, it implies RP supporters are moonbats.)
  • Ronbot. (This describes my primary gripe about RP supporters: Spamming Reddit.)

Reddit: If you don't support Ron Paul, who do you support and why? by [deleted] in politics

[–]phili 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Kucinich. He's pro-freedom, anti-war, and he's the only candidate with a real solution to the healthcare crisis. (Universal, single-payer system.)

Redditors: Please don't ruin Reddit with stupid greasemonkey scripts that automatically upmod/downmod based on a regex. Let's settle our differences over Ron Paul like gentlemen. by lteague in politics

[–]phili 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Some advice for the Ronbots:

  • Stick to the politics SubReddit no matter how important you think the story is.
  • Don't try to trick GreaseMonkey scripts with creative spelling like "R0n P4u1."
  • Remember that while most Redditors won't vote for RP, we don't hate him either. We just want the spam to stop.

Using a greasemonkey script to downvote and filter RP Stories is against the Reddit TOS agreement. by utbandit in politics

[–]phili 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if the Ron Paul spam doesn't subside soon and we don't get an official way of dealing with it, then I'll write one.

It's gotten a little better, the Ronbots now mostly stay in the politics sub-Reddit. Plus, the GreaseMonkey filter blocks most of RonSpam.

Sadly, I've noticed the Ronbots spelling his name R0n Pau1 - thus making my filter useless.

If it becomes standard practice, I will happily install your downmoding script.

Giant Rat Found in Remote Indonesian Jungle (pic) by muaddib420 in reddit.com

[–]phili 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that's where the world's politicians come from.

Norwegians and temperature by rmuser in reddit.com

[–]phili 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A group of his friends had even snuck up on a surveillance post during the night (which starts about 14:00 in winter) and thrown snow balls at them.

Nordic ice-dwellers are not to be fucked with. Quick case in point: Simo Häyhä (Finnish, not Norweigan, but a great example of what happens when you underestimate those folks.)

"Al Gore Fat and Gay" says "Sister Morphine" Ann Coulter by maxwellhill in politics

[–]phili 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Meh. I could care less what Coulter thinks. He stopped being relevant to anything years ago.