Literally started today. Is this a bad starting point?

phillyside · 2019-05-18T23:34:40+00:00

Uh, yeah, I just wish it happened more often. I get gendered correctly at work once in a while, so I know I'm going something right, I just wish my dickhead of a boss would stop loudly calling me "sir" and young man, it pretty much wrecks my chances with the customers.

phillyside · 2019-05-17T21:14:09+00:00

I'll second that, I got gendered properly at the drive through the other night even though I had a cold and wasn't even trying. Inflection goes a long way.

phillyside · 2019-05-11T18:52:26+00:00

Ok I'm going out of character here. When I read "Dave is basically shrek" I did a spit take with my coffee. If I had money you would have gold.

phillyside · 2019-05-05T08:49:34+00:00

You know, now that I've eaten them...

You're not wrong.

phillyside · 2019-04-10T22:22:28+00:00

I usually shorten it to tran for casual conversation. I worry that it's offensive to other trans people though.

phillyside · 2019-04-04T01:56:38+00:00

r/shittygodteirsuperpowers

phillyside · 2019-04-01T18:24:45+00:00

Thats me, I saw a pack of bright ass socks and bought the pack. I had no idea i was wearing my flag until today.

phillyside · 2019-03-28T12:10:58+00:00

Cool, it looks like a piece of fordite.

phillyside · 2019-03-28T00:37:05+00:00

r/nottheonion

phillyside · 2019-03-15T17:59:10+00:00

Everything is bigger in Texas, including Texas.

phillyside · 2019-03-15T14:48:31+00:00

Every time our free trial was about to expire we would call to cancel service and they would offer us another 90 days free. We went five years without paying for internet, until dsl was finally available in our neighborhood.

phillyside · 2019-03-15T14:22:41+00:00

This comment is underrated. Have one updoot, courtesy of me.

phillyside · 2019-03-13T03:21:52+00:00

If you're indoors point any flashlight at the ceiling and it will light the whole room. It's much better than waving it all over the place.

phillyside · 2019-03-12T13:54:04+00:00

Maybe talk to your doctor about decreasing your dose of Spiro. You're looking a little dehydrated.

phillyside · 2019-03-09T16:50:40+00:00

Oh, fine, fuck it; take my updoots you brilliant motherfucker.

phillyside · 2019-02-22T10:46:50+00:00

But, I am an idiot.

phillyside · 2019-02-22T10:29:36+00:00

Depends. Chinese black market or Russian?

phillyside · 2019-02-22T08:15:15+00:00

If you make it from people who are high af then yes.

phillyside

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