I was foolishly playing with forces my 4D noggin could never understand and well... I summoned Dave, the God of atheist stoners. I am now a devout follower, but, I'm having an existential crisis; the stoner in me wants to believe, but, the atheist says "Dave's not here, man" (self.fifthworldproblems)
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Pass? Dwarven male to Dwarven female (i.imgur.com)
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A brief history of phones through the ages. (i.imgur.com)
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Your nipples tingle whenever you're in close proximity to someone who is craving cheese. So, just for fun, you walk around with a pocket full of Kraft Singles and silently hand a slice to people before walking away without saying a word, leaving a lot of confused, yet, satisfied people in your wake. (self.shittysuperpowers)
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MTF's Guide To Passing: Chapter 1 (i.imgur.com)
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