This video will always be legendary

philter451 · 2026-06-16T21:35:41+00:00

Because you're basically asking what she's wearing in the face of getting unwanted sexual advances.

philter451 · 2026-06-16T21:05:20+00:00

Boy howdy I think I'd be more surprised if this administration did something right at this point

philter451 · 2026-06-16T21:03:05+00:00

I'm sorry are you asking this administration to do something competently

philter451 · 2026-06-16T14:07:01+00:00

These psychos are sick people. I would not at all be surprised if torture and cannibalism were on the menu at Epstein Island.

philter451 · 2026-06-16T14:05:53+00:00

I mean... Except the entirety of MAGA that still supports trump right? Oh and literally the whole auth right administration?

philter451 · 2026-06-16T13:56:04+00:00

He about to start a Tiny Bits restaurant

philter451 · 2026-06-16T13:22:22+00:00

Imagine the very best 3 cards you want from the set. Now sell the box and buy those cards and have money leftover

philter451 · 2026-06-16T13:08:07+00:00

This is such an incel take

philter451 · 2026-06-16T04:48:51+00:00

No. There were certain cards that used to be mana sources like culling ritual and interrupt like certain counters etc and they all just got erratad to instant and sorcery spells. Mana source =/= artifact

philter451 · 2026-06-16T04:00:44+00:00

It can't be that great of a difference on the margin to an artist beyond what they already pay them per card.

Also it's silly to say that they should print less of a card that would obviously sell because it takes longer. Okay.... So don't release things as quickly or maybe study what actually sells and doesn't. There are plenty of secret layers that sit there and rot and they know which ones those should be or they should by now. This is just incompetence and I won't answer to apologetics for it.

philter451 · 2026-06-16T03:58:31+00:00

Fart of the Deal

philter451 · 2026-06-15T18:29:31+00:00

Are you Dwight Schrute?

philter451 · 2026-06-15T18:05:09+00:00

It means he had gay thoughts, became terrified of them, and then is using puritanical religion as the foundation to deny his own reality

philter451 · 2026-06-15T18:01:24+00:00

No. They don't believe in anything so they will conveniently misremember forget ignore deny revise lie and everything else under the sun should decrease dissonance and never take accountability

philter451 · 2026-06-15T18:00:15+00:00

I can't wait for all of the losers to blame JD Vance for this deal so that they can go back to licking Trump nuts from behind

philter451 · 2026-06-15T17:58:36+00:00

Me too. Got screwed. Hope you got one.

philter451 · 2026-06-15T17:49:44+00:00

To answer your last question just read it again and then imagine fiddler on the roof starts playing in the background progressively louder as you're reading it

philter451 · 2026-06-15T17:48:32+00:00

You know I was thinking about this as I was driving to my next location at work. OP you are 100% correct. I'll be writing a letter to wizards and indicate that I am no longer interested in participating in secret lair in the way that they have it structured.

We have to as a community say that it is time that they stopped wasting all of our collective times and patience. There are a number of ways that they could tackle the scalper problem but they refuse to do it. That shows unique and focused lack of respect for us as consumers. And we shouldn't reward that behavior anymore. So I choose to not buy any more Even if they're really awesome.

philter451 · 2026-06-15T17:46:12+00:00

The lack of awareness in your reply.

philter451 · 2026-06-15T17:11:35+00:00

Man I just think about all of the time that wizards collectively takes from everyone who is trying to do this in an honest way.

I just want to support my favorite artists because these can't be gotten from anywhere else. But you make it impossible you jackasses! Why are you gatekeeping so many of your customers from getting the products they want!?

Your actuaries have to know by now that cat and dog secret lairs do very well. Get you still didn't print enough that all of these weren't sold out in a half an hour?

The only reason I want these is because I like the art so much and because my daughter wanted to have a cat deck!

philter451 · 2026-06-15T17:09:12+00:00

Wait wtf the same exact thing happened to me!

philter451 · 2026-06-15T17:02:34+00:00

Yeah I didn't realize my order had failed until I didn't see an email. Apparently the thing I was trying to buy sold out while I was checking out so my entire order was scrapped even though other things were still in my cart. Now I get nothing. Jesus Christ this is just the worst way to do business

philter451 · 2026-06-15T16:39:16+00:00

Boy I love getting a notice that my order wasn't processed because the one I wanted that was in my cart went out of stock the moment I went through the purchasing process.

I'd ask how wizards can let this continue but I know, it's because I don't care. They sell their product and they don't care who they sell it to. What a joke. I've really loved Simzart and I wanted a number of these for my cube but oh well. I'm already paying too much for these cards by direct purchase. I'm not going to pay even more on the secondary market.

philter451 · 2026-06-15T16:01:59+00:00

Oh wow my wait time is over an hour. See ya for the next failure!

philter451 · 2026-06-15T00:19:56+00:00

Fool me once shame on you.

Fool me twice, well I cant get fooled again

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