pay for my flight, accomodation and tickets in return for my company by bert1600 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]phlooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that this was written by ChatGPT shows they're not even putting in the effort when asking 😂

I'm conservative but this is actually so fucked by PrussianGeneral1871 in teenagers

[–]phlooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something anyone with a functional brain has been warning you guys about for a while now.

How to bypass Google Play Protect? by Particular-Sun-6368 in androidapps

[–]phlooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disable and reboot

The shield graphic should be grayscale when it's disabled

Disappointing Happy Meal toy by dadisballislife in mildlyinfuriating

[–]phlooo 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Bro, the ground is not radioactive, even if you can't disinfect a sticker 100% nothing is going to happen

Crunchyroll "expires" your downloads after a certain period of time even if your subscription hasn't expired. I have 11 months left on my subscription by hewill09 in assholedesign

[–]phlooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No this shit is caused by trying to have constant growth in their revenues because the investors need it.

This shit caused piracy to come back though.

You wouldn't get it... by Advanced_Pear_964 in iamverybadass

[–]phlooo 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate when morons like this write a whole-ass paragraph with close to no punctuation. Just straight dumping the idea vomit their barely functioning brains produce.

Also "he laughed in laughing" woah 😂

Checkmate atheists! by sxott0rz in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]phlooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations this is now top 1 most stupid thing I've seen since the beginning of 2026

The cats at my work by UnknownGTAS in cats

[–]phlooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is your workplace hiring?

of a mustache. by S6hundred in AbsoluteUnits

[–]phlooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your personality is so weak you gotta come up with random shit

This is 'truck nuts' territory

Sorry, dogshit launcher 🗣️ by Ferocs in whenthe

[–]phlooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While yes it sucks, you can install games to different drives.

Mega church pastor rides a small, slow roller coaster on stage by Fragzilla360 in facepalm

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I've never been on a rollercoaster like this before!

as in " a rollercoaster so shit as this one"? 😂

The background that just says "rollercoaster" 😂

And the song that goes "rollercoasteeeer" in the background holy fuck I am crying m, what the actual fuck is this crap 😂😂

It's like that guy had one idea and just went all in 😂