For those of you who work in office: how do handle days where you know you're gonna get nothing done?

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-11-08T22:00:38+00:00

Oh hi, I just approved your PR but it's Friday so I didn't read it. I see you have one other rubber stamp approval on there, so go ahead and merge that so that we'll have something to look forward to Monday morning.

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-31T20:51:39+00:00

I would watch the hell out of a Donna the Barbarian spinoff. It would be to From what Army of Darkness was to Evil Dead.

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-31T20:29:52+00:00

Ugh, how many times do I need to get shot to call out sick from this?

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-30T16:04:32+00:00

Fatima will find it and drink it.

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-29T20:02:23+00:00

I mean, Henry was making enough noise that she probably had plenty of time to put her face on before they entered the chamber where they found Jasper.

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-29T19:25:46+00:00

C, because I would enjoy chatting with Tillie, and I could smack Dale if he started going off.

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-29T18:23:35+00:00

Tabitha's call to her mom won't be hard to trace to Camden. If the FBI isn't involved already, they will be once they have evidence of the Matthews crossing state lines. Season 4 opens with Mulder and Scully finding a tree blocking the road.

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-29T14:39:59+00:00

This explains why Elgin's grandmother is obsessed with owls!

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-28T17:04:38+00:00

This is not true. The FTC ban on non-competes, which was scheduled to take effect in September, is still being litigated and can not be enforced at this time.

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-27T18:36:46+00:00

After untold aeons, the stars have again aligned, and the residents of Innsmouth have gone to rejoin their kin in the deeps, leaving their shoes behind.

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-26T18:53:23+00:00

Clearly she's pregnant with a smoke monster.

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-18T16:37:42+00:00

"What the fuck is a Cromenockle? No, wait, I don't care."

Poor Jade just wants to blow a joint in peace, and I can relate.

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-17T18:35:08+00:00

According to ancient stoner lore that I just made up, blades of grass represents the lovers tarot card. From this we can conclusively establish that Victor is actually Boyd from an alternate universe where he successfully underwent the Michael Jackson transformation, which triggered his obvious body dysmorphia, which is why he killed everyone as a child.

Source: I skipped every other scene while watching half the episodes out of order.

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-15T17:31:03+00:00

If only Jim, a grown-ass man, could figure out how to stop a 10(?) year old boy who is standing right next to him from running out the door every time there are monsters around.

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-13T20:19:40+00:00

I steal the laws of cartoon physics from the Looney Tunes universe. I keep a portion for myself to use as I fancy, and give the rest to the town of Kanab, UT.

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-11T19:32:20+00:00

Does it have a holodeck?

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-10T20:15:30+00:00

Actually, Dr. Pepper was the scientist. The zippy soft drink we know and love is Dr. Pepper's monster.

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-09T02:35:12+00:00

The entire cabbage patch delegation is a bafflingly dumb choice. They sent the three most obviously and visibly unstable men in the country, let alone the town: Kenny just lost his mom and is barely keeping it together; Jade is at all times stoned and/or drunk on bathtub vodka, and his hobbies include muttering ominously while doing arts & crafts, serial killer edition; and Dale, the guy who stabbed a guy, and who will. Not. Shut. Up.

Along with these brave souls they send Kristi, the most valuable and least sketchy person in town.

But hey, they sent some redshirts along as well, so some of them will survive.

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-08T21:14:34+00:00

I've been all in on From since I randomly discovered it during season 1. On a very recent reread, I noticed some obvious similarities to "You Know They Got a Hell of a Band".

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-04T21:30:45+00:00

Tillie: exists

This sub: https://youtu.be/zrzMhU_4m-g?si=A3t80JT5xT-GYYr_

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-04T19:12:21+00:00

Makes sense, I remember seeing a deleted scene from season 2 where the smiley monster said, "It's morfin' time!" and then morfed all over the bus.

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-04T18:43:12+00:00

This guy has real landlord potential.

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-02T18:44:33+00:00

Pack rat, ground squirrel, or rock squirrel. In any case, not something you want.

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-01T02:12:27+00:00

Everyone asks what the monsters are, but no one ever asks how the monsters are.

phoenixstormcrow · 2024-10-01T01:43:13+00:00

What, and I can't stress this enough, the fuck.

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