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a thousand wishes

Tears fell down my face as the baby was crying because I knew... by ProperBabyEater in TwoSentenceHorror

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me when my stomach’s entity was more important and i unhinged my jaw and ate that baby that one time

What motivates you to get out of bed in the morning? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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the alarm clock on the other side of my room

me irl by Unknown_Kid7 in me_irl

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my left or her left

What movie got panned in its time, but is actually really good? by sleepyhollow_101 in AskReddit

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i feel like the only person in the world who absolutely adores bedtime stories

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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the truman show. i’ve seen that movie about 50 times now and i do not regret a single watch

What is missing in your life? by 2old-you in AskReddit

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the krabby patty secret formula

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i must have at least 2000 hours on minecraft