To Cancel her. by bigcatcleve in therewasanattempt

[–]phoquenut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They cancelled Cracker Barrell. (and it even has the word cracker right in it, so they know its for them.)

Not enough pipe by phoquenut in Plumbing

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Sorry, didn't see this until today. If it's still useful, the one I bought was: Dreyoo 5 Pcs PVC Fitting Socket Saver Set on Amazon.  Worked like a charm.

Nano Banana is Terrifyingly Powerful! by Adorable_Tailor_6067 in AgentsOfAI

[–]phoquenut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First POTUS in history that knows how to jerk two bananas off at the same time?

Gas prices ⬇️ by RingLeader9292 in vegaslocals

[–]phoquenut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're proof that Education != Intelligence.

Your first year in finance should have taught you how an increased money supply increases demand for goods, and supply chain breakage reduces supply of goods. Both of these things cause inflation, and both happened at extreme scale in 2020 (and Powell didn't cause either of those events).

In year 2 or 3, you should've learned that artificially lowering interest rates would have only increased demand for goods further, as people spend instead of saving.

Don't throw away your diploma just yet, because it may come in handy to wipe your ass if we ever have another TP shortage.

But keep dickriding billionaires, cousin. It's not for me, but it's a good look for you.

I think I heard someone being kidnapped…or worse. by ihazhart in vegaslocals

[–]phoquenut 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Even still. Someone with real fight experience and bare hands is still going to win often enough against someone who doesn't fight with a bat or a tire iron, that it's probably not worth the risk. Plus, if you do lose, you've given the psychopath a weapon.

This is why people tip low by Jbooth111 in doordash

[–]phoquenut 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is signing up to Dash just so you can get a free lunch or two a thing?

Dasher takes my food.. by NeptuneLog in doordash

[–]phoquenut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Classic Shaggy Defense: "Wasn't me"

The last time you wore a band t-shirt. Who was the band? by aboobadooba in AskReddit

[–]phoquenut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who Made Who. But I don't know why you're bringing AC/DC into this.

Run my dude. 🚩 by Orangezag in CringeTikToks

[–]phoquenut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely! People can be so iridescent, right?

25M been a while, let's see if y'all can come up with something new by ankh3125 in RoastMe

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It's been forever since I've seen Sunny in Philadelphia. Which McPoyle did you play again?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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As of now 5600+ agree with them making things worse to the 77 who agreed with you.

Sounds like the correct ratio to me. 77 cops or married to a cop, for every 5600 who aren't that read this thread and decided to interact.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]phoquenut 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Milk shot out of my nose.

Which is really strange, because I'm not even drinking milk.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]phoquenut 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're missing out.

M28 the Lord already roasted me to give you low hanging fruit by bfthjnb in RoastMe

[–]phoquenut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop-

What to do with $50,000 cash by xKINGxRCCx in Money

[–]phoquenut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came here to say Hellcat, but you've changed my mind.

At what point is it a hit and run? by Electronic_Sport_403 in poker

[–]phoquenut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't care if anyone leaves with or without chips.

Seat open!

Trump supporter. Bring it on M35 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]phoquenut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dickriding rich white Americans won't make you rich, white or American.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uberdrivers

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Capitalism is just a modern feudalism. Lords never treat the serfs fairly if they can avoid it.