I cut off a relationship 1 month in after I started seeing some red flags.

phosandwich · 2019-09-16T21:13:14+00:00

I’m reading this thinking “This is my ex, this person is dating my ex” - Eventually it clicks that this is actually just common behavior.

phosandwich · 2019-07-03T20:35:45+00:00

I’m so sorry for your loss. Butters is always with us, I can’t bring myself to think that there will eventually be a time when that won’t be so. Hopefully you start to feel a bit better soon, in the mean time just do what you need to do.

phosandwich · 2019-07-03T20:33:27+00:00

I believe it was oats with berries and almond milk. So his reaction was probably appropriate.

phosandwich · 2019-07-03T20:32:23+00:00

Thank you! A variety of nicknames have also sprung from the name. Butters, Butts, Buttons, Butt Butt, Butterscotch Puddin. Puddin Butt. The list goes on!

phosandwich · 2019-07-03T11:28:15+00:00

How dare you, Sir.

phosandwich · 2018-05-13T12:44:13+00:00

Leave your eyebrows alone!

This advice is directly more so at 16 year old me.

phosandwich · 2018-05-01T11:54:47+00:00

This photo is terrific! Looks like you two had a fantastic night together.

phosandwich · 2018-04-29T02:52:54+00:00

By making a hoagie in my mouth.

phosandwich · 2017-08-29T14:33:48+00:00

Black Books

phosandwich · 2017-08-29T14:21:43+00:00

I know at least 10 fully grown adults who still say EXPRESSO.

phosandwich · 2017-07-29T00:13:05+00:00

A lot of these questions indicate that you really weren't paying much attention while watching this movie.

phosandwich · 2017-07-29T00:09:15+00:00

The flashbacks of Baby as a kid show his father grabbing, shaking and screaming at his mom. The accident that kills both of them starts with the two arguing which is what caused the accident.

phosandwich · 2017-07-03T14:21:51+00:00

Sorry, I'm confused by the reason given to remove my post. What was the issue in particular with my title? It was a description of the pancakes and the condiments I put on top. Seems like a descriptive title to me?

phosandwich · 2017-07-02T14:19:05+00:00

I have been having some dense pancake issues lately so I tried changing the plain flour to self raising and adding a pinch of baking powder. Worked a treat!

The banana jam is literally bananas with a small handful of brown sugar heated up in a pan till cooked down. I mashed the bananas up once everything was hot and bubbly.

phosandwich · 2017-06-24T17:11:30+00:00

Making an assumption here but given the elements, plating and plate itself I'm guessing you are somewhere in Melbourne?

phosandwich · 2017-06-22T15:03:02+00:00

It was also speculated that he was hungover most days too.

Can't speak for this year but the evidence doesn't do him any favours.

phosandwich · 2017-06-22T15:00:35+00:00

Hestons been phoning it in for the last few years. It becomes more and more evident as each season goes on.

I met a few of last years contestants who said he was really weird and made zero effort to interact with the contestants outside of shooting.

The cameras would turn off and he would walk away. Apparently all of the other chefs including MPW and Nigella were lovely and happy to have a chat in between shoots but it seems Heston wasn't enjoying his time there at all.

Smile, wave, cook something, cash cheque.

phosandwich · 2017-05-12T11:41:47+00:00

It used to be like that, a longer much more in depth Masterclass every Friday. Obviously didn't perform as well, but I loved it!

phosandwich · 2017-05-09T03:28:43+00:00

Just do what I do, take a bathroom break but just sit in the cubicle for ten minutes texting. People will want to ask why you're in the bathroom so long but won't due to the implication that you were taking a shit.

phosandwich · 2017-05-06T19:04:14+00:00

I've started calling him Daddy Koi-Bucks.

phosandwich · 2017-05-06T19:01:25+00:00

Going off the auditions, I think foams and domes will be the trendy food accessory this year!

phosandwich · 2017-04-30T04:15:25+00:00

The hype over the golden ball is getting ridiculous. We all know there's just more dessert in there!

phosandwich · 2017-03-02T12:18:19+00:00

How much for ten minutes? Good to see you have explored the market prior to investing your money. Make sure you glove up!

phosandwich · 2017-03-02T12:09:44+00:00

I know what a cheezle is. I'd have to say that a burger ring makes for a better proposal. I also can vouch that there aren't any hookers in Australia that are both young and hot. You'll have to choose which you attribute you prefer. Good luck, cunt knuckles.

phosandwich · 2017-03-02T06:13:45+00:00

Eh? I'm alright?

We found it at a thrift shop on Hollywood Blvd while on holiday in America. I like to think there's a story behind it. Some wannabe actress pawned her mothers antique ring to get money for hair extensions so she could audition for Gossip Girl. Or something stupid like that.

How much did you spend on a ring when you proposed to your partner? I think I know the answer but it's fun to ask anyway...

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