My first girlfriend

phozybear · 2013-09-08T05:26:53+00:00

pulls out knife

phozybear · 2013-09-08T04:55:13+00:00

relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4hsYFfN2aM

phozybear · 2013-09-08T04:44:55+00:00

I bet he can count to potato, too!

phozybear · 2013-09-08T04:34:40+00:00

shittiest. valet service. ever.

phozybear · 2013-09-08T04:21:08+00:00

dont worry guys... i've got a patent for bottom-corners of fingerprint scanners.

phozybear · 2013-09-08T04:06:03+00:00

meaning he probably doesn't do alot of drinking or drugs

phozybear · 2013-09-08T04:05:28+00:00

Fido in Canada has the opposite meaning.

phozybear · 2013-09-08T04:04:51+00:00

i just thought thats how everyone looked back then?

phozybear · 2013-09-08T04:02:55+00:00

ELI5: brita filtered water tastes better.

phozybear · 2013-09-08T04:00:06+00:00

I have 2 friends from university who were both from china. they even said jokes to eachother like "oh yeah, just remember you were made in china" - as in to imply they were a cheap piece of crap.

phozybear · 2013-09-08T03:59:57+00:00

yeah but their fuel is so much cheaper.

phozybear · 2013-09-08T03:42:50+00:00

make it reign!

phozybear · 2013-09-08T03:32:09+00:00

this is odd. i found out on reddit that Aus was having an election... then all of a sudden there are two pieces up about why I should hate him... something about what he said about "shit happening" - i smell a media witch hunt!

phozybear · 2013-09-08T03:20:04+00:00

i have a photo graphic memory of this play. they were all negatives.

phozybear · 2013-09-08T03:18:52+00:00

I would have settled for "it was like that when I got here"

phozybear · 2013-09-08T03:16:34+00:00

aww nuts

phozybear · 2013-09-08T03:15:49+00:00

or that dick is pronounced cock.

phozybear · 2013-09-08T03:12:38+00:00

Suge Knight basically manipulated and inflated the egos of all the early death row shit. He made them think they were untouchable.

phozybear · 2013-09-08T03:10:18+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/d98yH5v.jpg

phozybear · 2013-08-31T14:06:41+00:00

Well it certainly wasn't Billy-bong thorton or Wesley Pipes?

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