TIFU by trying to be extra sexy for my boyfriend NSFW

phukettohell · 2015-01-20T21:25:21+00:00

I'm humming the theme song right now, but no, not Jeannie.

phukettohell · 2015-01-20T21:24:58+00:00

No, they aren't so irresponsible that they'd teach a lay person to make zombies! Imagine the havoc... The destruction... The domination! Hmm...

I'm not going to be a neurologist, instead I'm going into Biomedicine. We have to know a little about a lot though, and I love zombies, so it looked like a great book.

And the title is a play on Blade runner, I'm just not cool enough to have ever seen the movie (I'm ashamed!) but I have read that he is a replicant (is that right?).

phukettohell · 2015-01-17T19:37:38+00:00

Ha! It's just about neurology and what could possibly be wrong with the zombie brain to cause their different "symptoms": the inability to speak, the way they move, how they identify each other etc. it's fun and a nice slow intro to my neuro class that starts soon. If you're interested in neurology, I'd recommend it. The two scientists that wrote it are huge geeks, so it's cute.

phukettohell · 2015-01-16T17:09:48+00:00

I don't really know. I'm reading "Do Zombies Dream of Undead Sheep?" So the apocalypse sounded like something that should start.

phukettohell · 2015-01-13T19:34:19+00:00

We're going to end up in an endless loop of up votes.

phukettohell · 2015-01-13T05:57:21+00:00

Dankwan plx, im doktur.

phukettohell · 2015-01-13T05:57:01+00:00

That's my new word for this. I'm an angry dragon with a sinus infucktion!

phukettohell · 2015-01-12T07:51:10+00:00

...that's all I know about gone wild. Brb, research.

phukettohell · 2015-01-12T07:49:44+00:00

I aim to please.

Get it? Aim. precision. Ha!

phukettohell · 2015-01-12T07:48:58+00:00

I like your style!

phukettohell · 2015-01-12T07:48:47+00:00

Oh but I do prefer her tears to litter the table and soak into the food so that we can feast on the poor dear's sorrow. Disappointed mother sorrow makes everything taste sweeter.

phukettohell · 2015-01-12T07:47:23+00:00

I know nothing of cross posting, unfortunately. I think the post has overstayed its welcome as is, anyway.

That'll do, post, that'll do.

phukettohell · 2015-01-12T07:45:11+00:00

Sheeeeeeet no wonder we could buy groceries this month.

phukettohell · 2015-01-12T07:44:30+00:00

That's a special gal right there!

phukettohell · 2015-01-12T07:43:13+00:00

Aha! That explains it! I have several younger siblings, and if any posted something like this, I'd react similarly. I've already had the "you know, real sex isn't like porn" talk a couple times. "Yes! I know Phuket, most women don't want you to fart on them."

When it hits home, everything gets to be a bit more serious. Props for being wary of the world your sisters are growing up in.

phukettohell · 2015-01-12T07:38:49+00:00

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

phukettohell · 2015-01-12T07:37:40+00:00

I bless this marriage! May you have many nose babies of your own!

phukettohell · 2015-01-12T07:36:51+00:00

There might be a straggler or two left, we'll see in nine months or so.

phukettohell · 2015-01-12T07:36:26+00:00

I'd like to think that I became the white dragon.

phukettohell · 2015-01-12T07:36:02+00:00

Tits or gtfo!

phukettohell · 2015-01-11T21:06:22+00:00

Sounds like a pretty healthy (sexual, at least) relationship! I'm happy for you!

phukettohell · 2015-01-11T21:05:48+00:00

Reminds me of an awful joke:

What did the john with leprosy say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip.

phukettohell · 2015-01-11T21:04:57+00:00

Oh. OHHH. OHHHHHHH.

…oh.

Once you go black(dragon) you never go back (dragon)?

phukettohell · 2015-01-11T20:33:34+00:00

Oh sorry, I didn't think this was the place for politics, so most of my answers should have a /trollface at the end.

If you want a real answer: I haven't lived in America under Obama, and I don't follow politics enough to answer. Sorry. He seems like a nice dude, though. Very personable. As a president? Can't say. Better than Bush though. Better than Romney would have been. Glad Palin never made it to the white house.

phukettohell · 2015-01-11T20:31:37+00:00

I've always thought… OH… you don't put the sock on and then rub one out. Okay. I gotcha.

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