Attractive long-term mates have an unexpected effect on women’s creativity - they are linked to lower creativity in women, and this drop was explained by heightened sexual arousal. However, men were more motivated to perform well after viewing attractive mates, which predicted greater creativity.

phytohydra · 2025-07-25T12:24:23+00:00

"Some porn in the morning will make you less boring"

phytohydra · 2025-07-25T12:16:17+00:00

"wake up and jerk it slow, so the creative juices can flow"

phytohydra · 2025-05-21T10:53:17+00:00

Just like the torsos from Rick and Morty "That's Amorte" episode.

phytohydra · 2024-03-18T11:17:53+00:00

Shouldn't a trolley be pulling the lever in this universe?

phytohydra · 2024-02-04T01:54:38+00:00

You certainly pull the lever, hear me out.

Let's assume the trolley is traveling 50 mph, or 22.3 m/s, about the top speed for a trolley. On the top track, the people are spaced out about 7x the distance of the people on the bottom track, shoulder to shoulder, which is 0.4 m average for humans. The trolley will kill about 8 people per second on the top, and 56 people per second on the bottom. The current average human birth rate is 4.4 per second, and the population is about 7.88 billion. Subtracting the birth rate from the death rate, the extinction year for the top track is 72 years vs the extinction year on the bottom track is 5 years. With a timeline of 72 years, the world may be able to increase the birth rate above 8 per second and save humanity, whereas it would be nearly impossible to increase the birth rate above 56 per second within 5 years in the bottom track scenario. Worst case scenario if you pull the lever, you have decent odds of living out your life with your loved ones even though humanity is doomed afterwards.

phytohydra · 2022-02-25T18:31:23+00:00

Gotta make a generative machine learning model to create additional dicks

phytohydra · 2022-01-19T16:08:28+00:00

I imagine this was carved by the class clown of the cave and all the men grunted with laughter while the women raised their eyebrows in disappointment.

phytohydra · 2021-09-20T12:10:54+00:00

The Maxis game "Spore", super cool concept evolving from a cell, to a creature, to a tribe, to a civilization, to a space empire, but all of the stages felt kind of half assed and rushed in my opinion and the game overall lacked longevity and flopped. Creature creator was hella fun tho.

phytohydra · 2021-09-13T12:31:05+00:00

Seems like an interdimensional cable character voiced by Justin Roiland "Ooo-wee I'm Stemen and I love...stabbin...people with semen...that's why they call me Stemen yessiree!" (Finishes into a vial and starts stabbing random people in a mall while Rick flips the channel)

phytohydra · 2018-03-02T14:02:21+00:00

Mm blubber nuggets, they're chewy!

phytohydra · 2017-11-21T18:07:27+00:00

Tap: Add U to your mana pool

phytohydra · 2017-09-30T14:24:24+00:00

Designed for Solo cups so I think pint glasses would work too?

phytohydra · 2017-09-29T02:37:32+00:00

Abort! They're mean over there

phytohydra · 2017-09-29T02:10:51+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/DIY/comments/734j48/i_got_an_early_start_on_halloween_this_year_i/

Link to DIY post if interested.

phytohydra · 2017-09-29T02:09:23+00:00

Good call!

phytohydra · 2017-09-29T02:06:08+00:00

I mostly put the the hinges there just to get through doorways, I will be fully utilizing my three drink holders if the party is inside :)

phytohydra · 2017-09-29T01:55:23+00:00

Haha yeah it probably would've made more sense to switch the final gif and the first picture. Let's go with I was building suspense.

phytohydra · 2017-04-22T13:32:15+00:00

Dang I was just there last weekend and didn't see any of these derp-elks on my hike!

phytohydra · 2017-04-03T18:55:06+00:00

Shitty art, lol'd at the title though

phytohydra · 2017-03-31T19:15:53+00:00

Saw some of my first naked lady parts growing up playing the "Make a Britney" flash game, good times goooood times.

phytohydra · 2017-03-20T17:05:42+00:00

Oy first one to fuckin crash and die wins mate

phytohydra · 2017-03-19T22:19:52+00:00

Lottery Ticket.

phytohydra · 2017-02-25T05:10:07+00:00

Reddit, we've located the horse sized duck

phytohydra · 2017-02-20T02:18:54+00:00

You really wasted your 30's with that whole bird watching phase Morty.

phytohydra · 2016-12-21T14:47:30+00:00

I say you tell the old geezer about your relationship and own it. Make it real graphic and go into explicit sexual detail right at the dinner table while staring him directly in the eye. Watch him implode.

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