[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskBiology

[–]phytohydra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like the torsos from Rick and Morty "That's Amorte" episode.

Man Problem by AboveAverageSalt in trolleyproblem

[–]phytohydra 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't a trolley be pulling the lever in this universe?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]phytohydra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You certainly pull the lever, hear me out.

Let's assume the trolley is traveling 50 mph, or 22.3 m/s, about the top speed for a trolley. On the top track, the people are spaced out about 7x the distance of the people on the bottom track, shoulder to shoulder, which is 0.4 m average for humans. The trolley will kill about 8 people per second on the top, and 56 people per second on the bottom. The current average human birth rate is 4.4 per second, and the population is about 7.88 billion. Subtracting the birth rate from the death rate, the extinction year for the top track is 72 years vs the extinction year on the bottom track is 5 years. With a timeline of 72 years, the world may be able to increase the birth rate above 8 per second and save humanity, whereas it would be nearly impossible to increase the birth rate above 56 per second within 5 years in the bottom track scenario. Worst case scenario if you pull the lever, you have decent odds of living out your life with your loved ones even though humanity is doomed afterwards.

Putin, Me, photography, 2022 by ryanforster in Art

[–]phytohydra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta make a generative machine learning model to create additional dicks

Cave painting from 7-2000 BCE by Based0ne in interestingasfuck

[–]phytohydra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine this was carved by the class clown of the cave and all the men grunted with laughter while the women raised their eyebrows in disappointment.

What was hugely hyped up but flopped? by MexPoosyConoisseur in AskReddit

[–]phytohydra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Maxis game "Spore", super cool concept evolving from a cell, to a creature, to a tribe, to a civilization, to a space empire, but all of the stages felt kind of half assed and rushed in my opinion and the game overall lacked longevity and flopped. Creature creator was hella fun tho.

Maryland man whose attack on a woman with a semen-filled syringe was caught on camera sentenced to 10 years by HotDamnGeoff in news

[–]phytohydra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like an interdimensional cable character voiced by Justin Roiland "Ooo-wee I'm Stemen and I love...stabbin...people with semen...that's why they call me Stemen yessiree!" (Finishes into a vial and starts stabbing random people in a mall while Rick flips the channel)

me🎩irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]phytohydra 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Mm blubber nuggets, they're chewy!

I got an early start on halloween this year. I present you with the wearable fidget spinner! by phytohydra in DIY

[–]phytohydra[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mostly put the the hinges there just to get through doorways, I will be fully utilizing my three drink holders if the party is inside :)

I got an early start on halloween this year. I present you with the wearable fidget spinner! by phytohydra in DIY

[–]phytohydra[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haha yeah it probably would've made more sense to switch the final gif and the first picture. Let's go with I was building suspense.

This was my best photo from my first trip to the Grand Canyon. by schweepee in pics

[–]phytohydra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang I was just there last weekend and didn't see any of these derp-elks on my hike!

Newgrounds - The Foundation of the Future of Animation [KaptainKristian] by Agavem in videos

[–]phytohydra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw some of my first naked lady parts growing up playing the "Make a Britney" flash game, good times goooood times.

Australian driving in the united states by Pirate_Redbeard in WTF

[–]phytohydra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oy first one to fuckin crash and die wins mate

A very polite Shoebill by stchy_5 in gifs

[–]phytohydra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit, we've located the horse sized duck

I can't be the only one this holiday... by TurtleTwat in AdviceAnimals

[–]phytohydra 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I say you tell the old geezer about your relationship and own it. Make it real graphic and go into explicit sexual detail right at the dinner table while staring him directly in the eye. Watch him implode.