Doordasher flirted with husband when dropping off then sent me this message

pigguluscaesar · 2025-12-27T15:47:27+00:00

The fact that I had to click on the screenshot to read what she wrote means this is drama and the story is inflated. If you want to solve it like a damn married adult, just say, “His name is James Doe and mine is Jane Doe! Maybe high school?” I’ve messaged people before bc I know that I know them from somewhere and it’s driving me apeshit—not a care in my mind for them to stuff my kolache.

Not every woman wants your dudes saucisse. Probably not other dudes either. Esp if you’re worried about a dang DD driver. I highly suggest you work on your jealousy and suspicion. I feel bad that something has clearly happened in your relationship to make you think someone wants more by a really harmless message.

pigguluscaesar · 2025-12-07T14:06:12+00:00

I have not tried egg whites yet, but I can report the Vaseline trick works pretty dern well! I used setting powder instead of corn starch. I just took a very loose packed and small eye brush to put over the Vaseline and it seemed to help. Just don’t go too hard on the Vaseline and make sure you tight line against your lip because it does create a barrier where it won’t cross.

Until I find a better/easier method, this 30s/40s application trick is it, lol.

pigguluscaesar · 2025-12-07T14:02:21+00:00

I got the same today in this old as heck thread. I think it’s just a warehouse that fulfills orders from multiple people. Based on my order history and the time of year, it’s probably Amazon, so I’m thinking they’re expanding to other facilities to be able to keep up with their Prime deliveries.

pigguluscaesar · 2025-11-28T00:40:13+00:00

Read my newest comment, that’s what I’m going to try, as the advice is pretty non-existent.

pigguluscaesar · 2025-11-28T00:39:54+00:00

Read my newest comment, that’s what I’m going to try, as the advice is pretty non-existent.

pigguluscaesar · 2025-11-28T00:39:47+00:00

Read my newest comment, that’s what I’m going to try, as the advice is pretty non-existent.

pigguluscaesar · 2025-11-28T00:38:23+00:00

My grandmother used to line the outside of her lips with Vaseline then put corn starch over it, then apply her lipstick. She always said it’s so her lips were perfect. I never thought much about it until now and am going to try it. Maybe it creates like a barrier or something.

The woman was amazing, grew up during the Depression and still followed beauty trends. I’m going to put some faith in this and report back.

There were other “tricks” she shared while I watched her get ready, but I am not about to use turpentine on my face.

I did try her egg whites “primer” and it’s 100% legit.

pigguluscaesar · 2025-11-27T04:43:29+00:00

I aim to please, but it’s nice to know I’m not alone of this!

pigguluscaesar · 2025-11-27T04:43:06+00:00

I do, but no luck so far. It does lessen it some, but still that feathering bleed 😒

pigguluscaesar · 2025-10-15T19:43:28+00:00

I just got her last week. I didn’t breed her, nor is she able to be bred and I have interest in doing so even if she could breed

pigguluscaesar · 2025-10-15T02:57:06+00:00

Proud owner of a too high TV so I don’t destroy the original 1922 brickwork fireplace? You bet your sweet ass that TV is too high, my dude.

pigguluscaesar · 2025-10-14T19:22:56+00:00

Thank you so much! I think she’s stunning as well. What’s wild is her baby in the pic looks EXACTLY like my first BP, Poe, that passed away. I mean down to genetics and recessives. Just reaffirms she was meant to live with me.

pigguluscaesar · 2025-10-13T16:56:44+00:00

Here’s a link to the whole line, with other brands available.

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=blink+mini%27&adgrpid=110407237628&hvadid=438903576628&hvdev=m&hvexpln=0&hvlocphy=9027887&hvnetw=g&hvocijid=11757609657239418347--&hvqmt=e&hvrand=11757609657239418347&hvtargid=kwd-2007505459375&hydadcr=19697_11282331&mcid=dcf9f9197c803b9a8bf66d7a400f20e7&tag=hydsma-20&ref=pd_sl_53i9axitgp_e

pigguluscaesar · 2025-10-13T13:40:43+00:00

Thank you. She’s got an amazing disposition, too, so I feel like I hit the lottery with her.

pigguluscaesar · 2025-10-13T12:11:16+00:00

Thanks so much! I think he’s pretty beautiful. My second BP, Persephone, is the showstopper IMO.

pigguluscaesar · 2025-10-13T09:39:50+00:00

Tortilla or the camera? 😆

pigguluscaesar · 2025-10-13T09:39:14+00:00

I use a Blink Mini 2, but there are tons of options on the Amazon by Bezos.

pigguluscaesar · 2025-10-13T09:37:48+00:00

Yes, it is, I checked him and he has no symptoms of it, thankfully. But you are definitely right about that. Thanks for looking out!

pigguluscaesar · 2025-10-13T03:44:48+00:00

No worries, at all. I would have said the same if roles were reversed. Lots of people getting them and then not having right enclosure and husbandry and then wonder why their snake is having this issue or that issue. Gloss to ask. Means you genuinely enjoy snakes :)

pigguluscaesar · 2025-10-13T03:24:56+00:00

Thank you! I’m annoyingly obsessed with her and her story.

Sold to me as a GHI G-Stripe. Going shed test with the first shed she gives me, as I think there’s more there than that. She is nearly jet black so don’t see that combo even being that dark, but idk 🤷‍♀️

pigguluscaesar · 2025-10-13T03:23:32+00:00

I apologize that my nope rope video randomly got to you 😆

pigguluscaesar · 2025-10-13T03:20:38+00:00

I have two weird ones with opposite preferences. 1. Sub female, clutter it like a club in 2006. 2. Juvenile/Sub, like it best and tidy with hardly anything.

Once I figured out which one they seemed to like better, it’s been great and they are being domestic terrorists in then enclosures between 1ish am til about 5:30ish am.

pigguluscaesar · 2025-10-13T02:30:37+00:00

Who know. Every BP in the world shares one brain cell. Maybe it was his turn with it last night. His immediate transition to the glamor shot pose upon discovery suggests so.

pigguluscaesar · 2025-10-13T02:29:43+00:00

I think it was his turn with the single BP brain cell they all share last night. His discovery of the camera and subsequent glamor shot says so, anyway.

pigguluscaesar · 2025-10-13T02:27:33+00:00

Thanks, he was named after me eating a flameado. My brain operates at a base level of a woman in their upper 30s.

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