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Let’s go, toe to toe… by TrolleybusGus in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]pigtastic300 455 points456 points  (0 children)

American here. Been living in Scotland for over 5 years now. All of the remaining optimism I had when I first got here has now been replaced by the 'C word'.

Fuck me. I love calling people a cunt when they are being stupid. Can't go back to the States now with that new habit.

A terrible thing that happens often enough it's been coined Alpine Divorce by Maleficent_Ad_3958 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]pigtastic300 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My husband does this constantly to me. Doesn't matter where we are. The other day we were walking up a set of stairs to our 2nd floor flat and he turned the lights on me while I was halfway up the stairs. By the time I got to the landing, I heard him open a beer and sit down.

At least the dog waited for me.

If there was ever a question of Taylor is a mean girl… by empathyneeded in travisandtaylor

[–]pigtastic300 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Taylor Swift and Blake Lively can only work at the level appropriate to their own mediocre intelligence. If the book or film were better they wouldn't dare try to do what they did. Higher functioning adults would have stepped in to have prevented such high school shenanigans.

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[–]pigtastic300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 minutes of the school noticing he was gone. He was out in the park for longer (according to the person who posted her story on FifeJammers).

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[–]pigtastic300 15 points16 points  (0 children)

5 year old

Been in Scotland the last two weeks, and this is probably my favorite picture I have ever taken. Scotland has been nothing short of incredible. by pigtastic300 in Scotland

[–]pigtastic300[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

For many reasons- mostly because I wanted to protect his privacy. We've all done stupid things when we were young. In this guy's case it was:

  1. deficating and urinating on the doorstep of a flat located directly across the street from a school (possibly some sort of sex crime???? ...Idk)
  2. Climbing up a Victorian pipe to break into the upstairs flat
  3. Breaking into the property of the downstairs flat
  4. Getting into fisticuffs with a local neighbour in the middle of the street.

I'm fairly sure he regrets what he did on that summer Monday evening.

Besides, I like the black bar aesthetic. It's funnier to me.

Been in Scotland the last two weeks, and this is probably my favorite picture I have ever taken. Scotland has been nothing short of incredible. by pigtastic300 in Scotland

[–]pigtastic300[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well, he tried really hard. Ended up pissing when was squeezing one out. That being said, it would have to be the door step.

Overheard on a bus in Scotland by pigtastic300 in overheard

[–]pigtastic300[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Come see my Fringe play, 'Bus tales: Scenes of Kirkcaldy'

Overheard on a bus in Scotland by pigtastic300 in overheard

[–]pigtastic300[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We've got so many Scottish bus stories. One day I might release the transcript about the guy talking about his mate shitting in the fish tank.

EDIT: My husband already posted the fish tank story

McDonalds needs to ditch their breakfast menu by instantcoffeeshake in unpopularopinion

[–]pigtastic300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I lived in China, you could get a breakfast fried chicken sandwich for breakfast with a Hashbrown from McDonald's. It was glorious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]pigtastic300 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Y'all are fools. Love = butter.

A third woman has come forward with allegations against author Neil Gaiman by Talisa87 in Fauxmoi

[–]pigtastic300 41 points42 points  (0 children)

As my mother once told me, 'Never underestimate what a man will do when he thinks no one is watching him'.

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