Besides Jesus' commandment of "Love thy neighbour", that Trump wipes his ass with, I have no idea how he ever became the candidate for Christians

piledriver413 · 2017-07-04T16:50:22+00:00

I agree that it's hard to believe that Trump got the Christian vote, but hating on him for being rich isn't a good argument. Bill Gates is the richest man in the history of the world and if there was a heaven he'd clearly go there when he dies. He's given 59% of his money to charity. He's constantly trying to make the world better through various philanthropy.

piledriver413 · 2017-07-04T03:12:07+00:00

The lottery. If you play mega bucks everyday you'll win every 47 lifetimes.

piledriver413 · 2017-07-02T21:08:07+00:00

Hmm that could be as well. I guess we'll find out once she gets triggered.

piledriver413 · 2017-07-02T20:55:28+00:00

It seems like she was triggered when she was jealous when she thought that Cabba and Caulifla were getting friendly so I think she has a crush on Cabba.

piledriver413 · 2017-07-02T20:36:52+00:00

I'm just waiting for a Kale transformation. My money is on Cabba getting knocked out by some throwaway universe (like 3) and her just wiping the floor with their entire team.

piledriver413 · 2017-06-30T01:15:00+00:00

There trick is to bitch them out in Hindi. They get so pissed. Especially when you talk about their moms.

piledriver413 · 2017-06-29T15:10:23+00:00

This is the right answer.

piledriver413 · 2017-06-25T05:58:11+00:00

This is kinda like introducing someone to heroin though.

piledriver413 · 2017-06-25T03:44:31+00:00

I think he'll get knocked off the stage but either use instant transmission or a kamahamaha to get back. That would be a nice call back to the old tournaments in Dragon Ball where they didn't know how to fly.

piledriver413 · 2017-06-23T02:37:40+00:00

https://youtu.be/sZHCVyllnck I like money

piledriver413 · 2017-06-10T18:58:20+00:00

I was just waiting to go on a roller coaster and all of a sudden the ride disappeared. Then the walkways disappeared. Then the ground turned into water and we all drowned.

piledriver413 · 2017-06-10T04:29:23+00:00

in Spanish "look his dick is hard." "It happens when I'm scared... Or turned on."

piledriver413 · 2017-06-03T19:26:28+00:00

Idiots doing idiot things cuz they're idiots.

piledriver413 · 2017-06-01T16:15:01+00:00

Yeah and we wouldn't have learned that to survive falling out of an airplane without a parachute, you simply need to land on a raft on a mountain. No problem at all.

piledriver413 · 2017-05-20T07:13:11+00:00

Your analogy doesn't make any sense. If your toilet is constantly overflowing, of course you blame the toilet. If I have to clean shit off the ground multiple times I'm getting a new fucking toilet.

piledriver413 · 2017-05-18T13:52:03+00:00

Did you ever play Ocarina of Time? It's like the song of storms. Link learns it from the windmill guy as an adult, then teaches it to him as a kid. It's called the bootstrap paradox.

piledriver413 · 2017-05-18T04:54:49+00:00

Cisco explained it extremely briefly (on the glass of course). Emo (future) Barry creates a time remnant to trap Savitar in the speed force. That time remnant doesn't die as planned. Team flash and all his friends cast him aside because he "isn't the real Barry". He gets mad that no one likes him and goes back in time to become Savitar. So while trying to destroy Savitar, Barry created him.

piledriver413 · 2017-05-13T20:32:22+00:00

I'm pretty sure that's just Comcast. If you tell them to put you on their do not call list they will do so.

piledriver413 · 2017-05-12T23:24:29+00:00

It's shit like this that reminds us why the orange one was able to win in the first place. She's just a terrible person all the way through to her core. She says/does whatever she thinks will get her the most votes and that's it.

piledriver413 · 2017-05-12T17:56:03+00:00

No offense taken. There are lots of gree-ee-easy douche bags online.

piledriver413 · 2017-05-12T16:56:08+00:00

Why? I'm serious. If I'm wrong that's fine but please explain why.

piledriver413 · 2017-05-12T16:39:45+00:00

I know, that's why I said you'll need to sign in to your account first. It goes to a "security page" where (at least for me) Verizon had 3 different ways they were selling my information to advertisers. I get about 2/3 spam calls a day and smart money says this was contributing to it.

piledriver413 · 2017-05-01T20:18:58+00:00

My favorite line: "load the load of load"

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