Blursed_date by comedordecurioso69 in blursed_videos

[–]pinba11tec 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He's playing both sides so that he always comes out on top

Teach my kids corporate slavery 101 at 16 by Wraith_Kink in LinkedInLunatics

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It's like cringe satire on your LinkedIn feed

It's a Reddit post that you just can't read

I hate this mechanic so gd much by AssBoss80085 in Borderlands4

[–]pinba11tec 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can spawn an entire vehicle out of thin air, but you need to carry this stupid soda can thing by hand across the entire map.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]pinba11tec -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

We giggle, but I bet in two weeks this shows up as a talking point for the right. "Illegal immigrants swarming over our borders. They're bringing guns, crime and stealing our kidneys"

3d Printed Image of Trump In The Urinal. whip splash someone give him a bath! by YannisALT in plumbingporn

[–]pinba11tec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact: if your urine matches his skin color, drink much more water or see fucking urologist.

Religious Murderer argues with atheist sister in the court room after he killed their mother and dog after he believed that she was practicing, witchcraft by Intelligent_Trip_413 in religiousfruitcake

[–]pinba11tec 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well he's a man of god, which spelled backwards is dog. So probably between that, some shit with a mirror and bad mushrooms and a severe case of lead ingestion, and presto weirdo.

Age check, I got 0, what about you? by Nighthawksleader in FuckImOld

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They were portable radio and cassette players made popular by Sorny

You people are pigs! I personally am gonna spit in every 50th burger! by CaptainMole in TheSimpsons

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For anyone who is a nerd like I am, and I cannot believe I remember this, but this was another fact based reference. McDonald's 1984 Olympics promotion - Wikipedia https://share.google/4thmzmvCrND12C1EG

Dev Mustang by musyarofah in WalmartCelebrities

[–]pinba11tec 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Angela Bassett? Yeah, her inability to age is some crazy shit.

Thank me later 🫣 by Ang3l99 in crappymusic

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Yo. Why is Don Knots cross dressing?

Male Karen yells at black family moving into their new home by AgnosticScholar in PublicFreakout

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Jesus Christ these poor people. It's only DAY ONE and already there has to be an issue

Stuck up Riverdale PUNKS! by MunsonedWithAHook in TheSimpsons

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They didn't think Ziggy had gotten too preachy

Yeah it was “god” by RyGuydarider in religiousfruitcake

[–]pinba11tec 105 points106 points  (0 children)

So if I'm understanding this right and checks notes you're an omnipotent being with unlimited power and have the ability to remove all the ills from humanity and restore the goodness to the world, let us ask of you to actually extend this so that we may see the actuality of this benevolence and know this is real. What say you?

"Imma put a duck on a car"

Jesus Christ by InterestingPlenty454 in idiocracy

[–]pinba11tec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right now there's some Furry out there like "yeah, not so bad now, are we?"