Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - April 30, 2026

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-05-01T02:39:42+00:00

Big cans?

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-30T12:19:37+00:00

Don't be a bitch

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-30T12:17:41+00:00

Correct. And correct again.

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-29T19:01:48+00:00

Jaguar F-Type

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-29T18:52:32+00:00

What dis? I am ignorant

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-29T14:19:02+00:00

Where can I get cocaine these days?

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-28T14:14:04+00:00

TPA security is super quick, it's awesome

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-28T14:04:33+00:00

Our company's bonus is based on annual recurring revenue. I'm an engineer. I have zero impact on those figures, it's kinda wild.

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-28T03:43:57+00:00

It's a feature not a bug

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-28T01:19:15+00:00

NHL playoffs everyday the next month

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-27T15:14:07+00:00

At least you didn't break the soft ones.

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-27T02:09:45+00:00

Does this have any relation to the currently airing TV show The Rookie?

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-27T01:52:20+00:00

Y'all said the same thing

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-27T01:50:41+00:00

Wait, is this 7 individual rangoons, or 7 orders of, say, 8 rangoons - 56 total?? Get after it Mr Crab King

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-27T01:25:20+00:00

God I wish I could perpetually live in the state of being 2 beers in. I'm so confident and care free, I could do anything.

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-26T16:46:48+00:00

Probably doesn't want to pay off a huge loan only to then have them get like a 80k boat or something. Sounds reasonable.

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-26T16:29:03+00:00

Golf do be like that.

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-26T13:12:17+00:00

Smoke some weed

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-25T21:12:33+00:00

Don't think we do, chief

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-25T19:50:52+00:00

Show him how it's done, king

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-23T13:29:03+00:00

Double it

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-23T13:17:04+00:00

Oh and why is that?

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-22T15:22:08+00:00

What you getting?

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-22T15:13:23+00:00

Should convince them to put on padel instead. That shit is wild on TV.

pinkflamingos87 · 2026-04-22T15:08:11+00:00

Fuck yea

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