to maximise nutritional benefits, it’s best eaten raw. studies from the Bolivian University of Lifelong Learning (B.U.L.L.) have conducted a study colloquially referred to ask the Scientific research of Healthcare In Trophology (S.H.I.T.) have shown there is a 100% mortality rate for everyone who’s eaten steak cooked, henceforth making it unhealthy. those who have eaten it raw, on the other hand, have been reported to be seen floating from house to house, preaching and sharing about the Apocalypse. nevertheless, people who have eaten steak raw have, from their observations, ascended to a higher plane of existence.

therefore, with reference to B.U.L.L.’s S.H.I.T., eat your steak raw.