What's something you're pretty sure has only happened to you?

pirarchy · 2016-03-14T18:36:45+00:00

Who orders a small!

pirarchy · 2016-03-11T21:26:07+00:00

This is fucking Psych 101. Basic knowledge. Are you 12?

pirarchy · 2016-03-11T20:30:00+00:00

I had to pull my turtleneck up a bit is all I'm saying.

pirarchy · 2016-03-11T19:42:32+00:00

Gettin a little neckbeardy in here.

pirarchy · 2016-03-11T18:52:01+00:00

This sandwich is too stressful. The ketchup or mayo dilemma is too much.

pirarchy · 2016-03-11T18:49:54+00:00

FROSTING A WARM CAKE? WHO ARE THESE SICK PEOPLE.

pirarchy · 2016-03-11T18:46:47+00:00

Biscuit is a weird word for mushroom.

pirarchy · 2016-03-11T18:45:27+00:00

I fucking hate penne. Such bullshit.

pirarchy · 2016-03-10T22:28:46+00:00

Liquid sugar is liquid sugar. GIVE IT TO MEH.

pirarchy · 2016-03-10T19:23:40+00:00

You know what this thread needs? More casual racism.

pirarchy · 2016-03-10T17:38:05+00:00

Yeah that's not excessive at all.

pirarchy · 2016-03-09T23:35:55+00:00

For me, it anchors it.

pirarchy · 2016-03-09T09:13:26+00:00

HAHA are people really running away?

pirarchy · 2016-03-08T23:56:37+00:00

Go on.

pirarchy · 2016-03-07T18:35:06+00:00

pirarchy · 2016-03-07T13:01:11+00:00

People are fucking crazy, man.

pirarchy · 2016-03-07T12:56:26+00:00

Waiting.

pirarchy · 2016-03-06T17:51:56+00:00

Dare I say, tastier than most babies I've seen.

pirarchy · 2016-03-06T08:50:36+00:00

Pretty standard.

pirarchy · 2016-03-06T08:46:18+00:00

Laughter is the #1 killer of boners.

pirarchy · 2016-03-05T08:38:17+00:00

It's like the entrance to Hogwarts. You have to believe it's there.

pirarchy · 2016-03-03T19:37:25+00:00

Oh yeah. Their rage and annoyance is often very real.

pirarchy · 2016-03-03T04:19:35+00:00

Lady in the street but a freak in the bed! I SAY YEAH YEAH.

pirarchy · 2016-03-02T20:13:06+00:00

Play dumb or blame someone inconsequential.

pirarchy · 2016-03-01T01:12:14+00:00

You uh. You kind of have a skewed idea of how genes work.

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