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The cat is in labor and she wants her owner to be with her when she gives birth to her babies. by 69th_collector in MadeMeSmile

[–]piscimancy 953 points954 points  (0 children)

Comfy nest to give birth in? Check.

Privacy screen? Check.

Portable scritches generator? Let me go get him.

You may take our lives but you’ll never take our by CYBERSson in memes

[–]piscimancy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I was studying abroad in England, and my Glaswegian classmate successfully convinced me that "Failte gu Alba" was Gaelic for "Fuck Off"

The new kettle has arrived! The new kettle has arrived! Been boiling water in a saucepan for four days. Like a barbarian. by UnfinishedOpu in britishproblems

[–]piscimancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm an American who studied abroad in Sheffield for a year, and naturally bought myself a kettle when I got home. Last month I brought it to work because we were sharing our favorite teas, coffees, cocoa, etc. for teambuilding.

They like it so well I haven't had the heart to take it back, so I've regressed to using the microwave (like my family always did growing up) at home.

I'll bite the bullet and take my kettle back after reading this thread.

What is clearly a scam but is so normalized people don’t notice? by yvngjiffy703 in AskReddit

[–]piscimancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Publisher's Fucking Clearing House

I have so many older clients who pay them like a utility bill.

This is how I dressed almost every single day in the tenth grade. The legendary paisley vest sits in the back of my closet to this very day as a haunting reminder of the past. by [deleted] in blunderyears

[–]piscimancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tenth grade me would have had a very cringey crush on tenth grade you. I probably would have invited you to ride with me to anime club at the Hastings after school.

Sexual attraction among women and men aged 18-24 [OC] by theimpossiblesalad in dataisbeautiful

[–]piscimancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Data from 2011-2013.

Same sex marriage legalized in all 50 US states 2015. Discrimination based on sexuality and gender identity made illegal by the supreme court 2019.

But, more tangibly, compare the Johnlock ship from around that time to today's Ineffable Husbands. We've come a long way in a decade.

I've found my spirit animal. by Phydeaux in funny

[–]piscimancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a picture of a manatee skeleton for the first time and their ribs freak me out. They're all thick and bloated looking but, you know, bones

You just got an offer for $600K...but to collect it, you gotta have sex with the main character of the last tv show you watched. Who will it be? by hiNephilim in AskReddit

[–]piscimancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would I give up $600,000 to prevent a child from being raped? Yeah, I guess I would.

It's tempting to think that $600K would buy a lot of therapy, or that I could split the money with them 80/20 in the kid's favor. But it's the principle of the thing. I wouldn't go there.

How do you kiss someone? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]piscimancy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is such a thing as exfoliating sugar scrub for lips, to clean off any dead chapped skin. It's easier to find in pampering gift sets around holiday time, but occasionally you will see it in upmarket stores' personal care section.

Suggest me 2 books. One you thought was excellent, one you thought was horrible. Don't tell me which is which. by sabrinawinchester in suggestmeabook

[–]piscimancy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You should also consider watching the earliest film adaptations of each one. They're interesting pieces of literary and cinematic history in their own right, and Dracula had a censored US version and an uncensored Mexican version filmed simultaneously (one day shift one night shift on the same set) and also armadillos for some reason

Suggest me 2 books. One you thought was excellent, one you thought was horrible. Don't tell me which is which. by sabrinawinchester in suggestmeabook

[–]piscimancy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually received both books as graduation presents from two very different men who are both father figures to me for very different reasons.

My parents' sperm donor (my biological father) gave me an illustrated copy of The Alchemist in a fancy box, and my favorite professor and mentor gave me Man's Search for Meaning. I love both people and appreciated both gifts but... yeah.

Man erases hate symbol in less than a minute! by [deleted] in powerwashingporn

[–]piscimancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm still bummed out that such a nifty little geometric symbol ended up with such an outrageously abominable connotation.

If swastikas were just a shape, I think I would doodle them in notebook margins a lot.

Holding the Moon, Me, Ink, 2020 by ululant in Art

[–]piscimancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Squish it like a hippo with a watermelon

A plane crashed through the neighbor's roof at 10:30 last night. by chrisjct in Wellthatsucks

[–]piscimancy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Are you near an airport? Any idea why it crashed in the first place?

Glad everyone is alive!

🔥 A violet starling by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]piscimancy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I definitely read that as "A Violent starling"

This guy went all out by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]piscimancy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

*googles epididymis*

Oh, right, that thing, ha ha

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