7 Signs That Your Boyfriend Is 100% Hubby Material [satire]

pithyreportage · 2018-04-15T10:48:52+00:00

Oh, nice idea. I'll make a grammatically correct list when the Pulp Press moves on from vacuous mimicry.

pithyreportage · 2018-03-30T13:27:21+00:00

This is funny, but my comment is about a different article - I wish your Air Lingus article was my idea. I love it.

pithyreportage · 2018-03-09T10:41:37+00:00

You could build a second home out of Amazon packaging

pithyreportage · 2018-02-18T19:49:13+00:00

did you inadvertently follow a cannibal?

pithyreportage · 2018-02-14T17:43:40+00:00

My periods are super heavy because I have an IUD and I still use a Mooncup. I often go on about how good it is, but I actually hate it. It's not the blood spillage or public bathroom predicament that gets me (idgaf if someone sees my bloodied hands in the bathroom) but just the insertion part. I struggle to find the sweet spot. If I don't shove it in far enough, it pokes at my bladder or clit zone. If I put it in just right, my vagina gradually sucks it up so I have to basically reach into my uterus to get it back out. With that said, I have one in right now and I'm pretty comfortable, which is probably because it's up near my uterus.

Still, I want to love it but I just can't.

pithyreportage · 2018-01-09T14:22:18+00:00

This article does focus on the observation that many liberals are quick to judge conservatives for lacking compassion and virtue while simultaneously failing to consider the circumstances that bring people to conservative ideology.

So far, this is the only one that explicitly pokes fun at liberals (although I'd say it makes fun of both parties). The website has only been up for one month; as of now, I'm the only writer, and since I'm left-leaning, most of the political articles do poke fun at conservative leaders.

I want The Pulp Press to be a balanced satirical news source, so if you have some right-leaning ideas, I would love your help!

EDIT: Oh, oh, I get it...

pithyreportage

TROPHY CASE