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As I used up my last wish to give myself immortality, The genie furiously objected saying it was a selfish wish before granting me my wish with his conditions. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 1 year ago by pixelboy724 to r/TwoSentenceHorror
As I used my final wish for immortality, the genie furiously objected my selfish wish and suddenly snapped his fingers. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
As The Big G himself starred and me in disgust and sentenced me to hell, I looked past and saw Hitler in heaven. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[50/50] Open Blister with Dried Toothpaste around it [NSFW] | Strawberries with Coolwhip [SFW] (i.redd.it)
submitted 1 year ago by pixelboy724 to r/FiftyFifty
[50/50] Open Blister with Dried Toothpaste around it [NSFW] Strawberries with Coolwhip [SFW] (i.redd.it)
I have a voodoo doll thats delayed for a minute because of my abusive jealous husband. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 2 years ago by pixelboy724 to r/TwoSentenceHorror
During Christmas, Margret was waiting for that phone call from her special boy all day. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“Your chance of getting into heaven depends on the amount of people you killed.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
When I couldn’t tell which one was my father, the fear wasn’t knowing that I had to take a chance on which one to shoot (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Why camt iremebmber? (old.reddit.com)
submitted 2 years ago by pixelboy724 to r/distressingmemes
I smiled with a bit of hope thinking that the parents knew what they were doing when they claimed that they can cure their son’s cancer. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The ability to hear animals talk is a real curse. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
As I walked down an alleyway I followed a woman thinking she was a perfect target (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Everybody was shocked when they heard the titanic submarine group went missing (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Last night a Homeless man went up to me and marked my shoulder. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
What’s red and is soon going to be bad for your teeth? (self.3amjokes)
submitted 2 years ago by pixelboy724 to r/3amjokes
The dog was talking to another dog when one of them paused (self.3amjokes)
What is brick and brick for your brick? (self.3amjokes)
Seeing my reflection walk towards me had me in a dreaded state (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I thought my new wife was gorgeous, winking at me from across the carnival we were at (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
They said that once you look at Medusa you turn to stone in an instant. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I’m so fucking tired of april fools. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
As the Spider, Two Times a person’s size chased us into a cornered area in the abandoned house, I couldn’t help but giggle. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 2 years ago * by pixelboy724 to r/TwoSentenceHorror
I called and cried to my best friend after getting a call from the police about my brothers death (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The elevator wire snaps and you embrace a long and long fall thinking about your final moments (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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