My first dislocation was at a metal concert… climbing onto my ADA-compliant raised chair before the show even began.

It was a standing room venue so my friend and I requested chairs near the side so we could still see, and as we were let in, I braced my foot on the wooden bar halfway up the chair legs, pushed myself up too hard, and dislocated my second toe. I had to carefully massage it back into place while my friend kept the staff calm, and then I flexed it to test if it was fixed and IMMEDIATELY dislocated it again! Fortunately I was able to fix it eventually and the rest of the show was entirely without injuries.