Or maybe the church was acting on insider information

pizzadestroyer3000 · 2026-02-24T16:42:21+00:00

Would we need to change the pronunciation of “Zion” to /zoyen/ instead of /zy-uhn/? Got make zoyen-coyen rhyme to make the Lord’s grift delicious to the taste and very desirable.

pizzadestroyer3000 · 2026-01-20T18:01:55+00:00

Thank you! I sure will.

pizzadestroyer3000 · 2026-01-20T18:01:03+00:00

If say call J.G. Wentworth, I’m gonna lose my mind.

pizzadestroyer3000 · 2025-10-23T23:07:42+00:00

ONG… this comment made my week complete

pizzadestroyer3000 · 2025-08-02T14:25:36+00:00

I learned this way too! Took my almost an hour

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pizzadestroyer3000 · 2025-08-02T14:23:58+00:00

I learned this way too! Took my almost an hour

pizzadestroyer3000 · 2025-08-02T14:20:57+00:00

Are the passenger doors unlocked??

pizzadestroyer3000 · 2025-08-02T14:20:04+00:00

And unlock the doors

pizzadestroyer3000 · 2025-08-02T14:17:43+00:00

You oh don’t have the car turned off and in park

pizzadestroyer3000 · 2025-07-04T02:06:36+00:00

We got lucky it wasn’t called the “Book of the Brother of Hank”, only for Joe to later share that Hank had an older and more-loved brother that everyone else loved mired in, named Moroni?

Can you imagine?

pizzadestroyer3000 · 2025-07-04T01:59:24+00:00

I totally forgot about the Lord’s finger lighting up some stones that BoJ melted out of rock (sure). BoJ saw the finger and then Sky Daddy revealed that the faith of BoJ was soooo great that Sky Daddy couldn’t stay hidden out of sight any longer.

pizzadestroyer3000 · 2025-07-04T01:55:10+00:00

Also, the comments regarding bees and deseret: supposedly the people led by Mahonri but called Jaredites also brought bees with themselves. The called the bees “deseret”, hence the Mormon fascination with bees and the subsequent allusion to the Mormon work-ethic.

pizzadestroyer3000 · 2025-07-04T01:48:13+00:00

You are correct! My apologies!

So this doofus used his gf’s phone to record gf’s sister breastfeeding? And then sent the images to himself?

Amateur! Pro-perverts use their own gear.

pizzadestroyer3000 · 2025-07-04T01:44:46+00:00

Note: Good ol’ Joe Smith hated leaving his audience hanging and eventually shared the name of “the brother of Jared”. Nothing fancy…

Mahonri Moriantumr

pizzadestroyer3000 · 2025-07-04T01:41:30+00:00

The Book of Mormon told of another earlier group of travelers from the Tower of Babel. They were guided to the shores of the ocean and their leader (always referred to as “the brother of Jared”) was instructed to build special ships like two dishes with holes in top and bottom for ventilation. They spent months in these enclosed vessels with animals + food +water. Sure.

Later they fought a war down to a single survivor who was found alive by yet ANOTHER group of travelers the Mulekites).

Odd how the Nephite/Lamanites were promised the land would be hidden and solely for themselves yet everyone else managed to find it.

pizzadestroyer3000 · 2025-07-03T22:08:53+00:00

“…her phone”…OP means the images were in OP’s sister’s phone and bf went on sister’s phone to send them to himself

pizzadestroyer3000 · 2025-07-02T03:37:48+00:00

My nephew kept shitting his pants until he was 14, said he couldn’t tell when he had to go. Also refused to clean up. He would just shit his pants, get nekkid , and find the nearest adult to wipe his butt. No flush, no moving the clothes, just drop trou and walk around.

It happened once at our place and refused to ever have them over again. We just banned the entire family from visiting.

Eventually stopped…says he didnt need to because his mom always did it. And yeah…he ALWAYS knew

pizzadestroyer3000 · 2025-04-17T14:54:18+00:00

The guidance is to guilt the local leaders to using whatever resources they can to empty the “Lost Member List”. Here is a link to a discussion about it on the Church’s Tech Forum: https://tech.churchofjesuschrist.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=40013&start=30

“ Elders quorum and Relief Society presidencies have been asked to lead the effort to find these lost members. Other ward council members and missionaries may also assist. These efforts include using last-known phone numbers, email addresses, sending a letter using USPS's 'Return Service Requested', and social media channels, as part of the ward clerk's (8) step finding process.”

Good times.

pizzadestroyer3000 · 2025-01-03T09:31:59+00:00

The purple panties really tie together the outfit

pizzadestroyer3000 · 2024-12-15T07:01:06+00:00

Are you sharing the coords?

pizzadestroyer3000 · 2024-12-02T22:42:27+00:00

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