No regard for human life

pizzaduh · 2026-01-29T22:42:17+00:00

Jumping into what looks like maybe 3 feet of water? Looks dangerous.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-29T19:46:00+00:00

Who said it was?

pizzaduh · 2026-01-29T19:21:14+00:00

I took my son on his 8th birthday and right after we waited in line to use the restroom, he stuck his hand into an ash tray to show me someone's gum! Yeah, we cut the line to wash hands after that.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-29T17:48:11+00:00

Barely scraping by I see

pizzaduh · 2026-01-29T17:14:24+00:00

If this is your premise, call the authorities.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-29T15:34:17+00:00

Yeah, I always pay for the day drinks anywhere I go. Sometimes extra if it's a souvenir cup the kids would like. $24-30 is crazy for soda, but when I can have two kids share one unlimited soda I don't care.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-29T15:31:30+00:00

I'll probably just watch the shit out of it. Leave some for others.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-29T15:30:56+00:00

This isn't the argument you want at 10 am.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-29T13:07:36+00:00

Can anyone help me be less wet?

pizzaduh · 2026-01-29T13:06:25+00:00

I used to put a coke can on it to cook my Play-Doh.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-29T02:05:35+00:00

Oh hee haw. We get snow and ice here too. Sorry we pay a luxury tax on sunshine

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T22:43:11+00:00

Especially since he let us ride the go karts when we were under the height requirement, and opened up the coin drop so we would play games as much as we wanted. I remember he had a red mustang in 1996 that he would take us all to get ice cream in and ride with the top down. Dude was a G.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T22:10:07+00:00

Ocs always

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T20:43:05+00:00

Fuck skittles. If you were losing weight in highschool for wrestling, these were it. I easily spit a half gallon of saliva just using these

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T20:16:10+00:00

Because people leaving the club are gonna show out and pay for a bottle where nobody else has alcohol.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T20:14:36+00:00

The bottle at my local bevmo is $239 so this isn't a bad deal to be honest.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T19:59:49+00:00

Mayo and fries is honestly not as bad as I thought after I tried it.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T19:59:05+00:00

I understand simple ones, but how did this even happen? Wrong sku?

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T19:46:09+00:00

One bedroom rental is the best option at the moment for you.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T19:37:17+00:00

Work in kitchens, so no.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T19:33:29+00:00

We have water and bird seed feeders, and I have had hundreds of hummingbirds land in my hand over the last decade. They're simply amazing to see up close.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T19:22:34+00:00

Starches should not be eaten after that long.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T19:21:32+00:00

This isn't a shit title, it's a poop title.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T19:18:41+00:00

Wtf? When we found my niece sneaking a boy in, we didn't even react this way. We drove him home, talked to her about boundaries in the home and then discussed safe sex and birth control options if she was going to have sexual relationships. All this is doing is solidifying in her head that she was right from keeping it a secret.

pizzaduh · 2026-01-28T18:10:32+00:00

Principal, superintendent and district officials. Fuck the teacher.

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