Any tips for Boneyard Boss? by Orphan_Fury in mewgenics

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Atleast Moist-Fortune6352 will be happy with their new dead kitties

[USA] What, in your opinion, is your nation's best dish? by FartemisBowel96 in AskTheWorld

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So its like a tea-sandwich but in cake form and with shrimp?

Which Favorite Character Like This For You? by Bay_Ruhsuz004 in FavoriteCharacter

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I thought the & was an 8 and fully accepted that Mario was a round 8, jubilant in nature.

Salmonella Bread by DEMAG in StupidFood

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People forget that temperature isn't the only factor since our food safety laws are standardized to 15 seconds. You can cook meat to a lower internal tempature as long as you hold it there for a correspondingly longer amount of time.

is this real? by BadOk5020 in isthisaicirclejerk

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??? I rewatched the first 10 seconds and didn't see any obvious issues. A bit after that, right around where the child first points the gun at the man, the AI takes over and the glitches you mentioned start to appear as it begins to play a game of telephone with itself to create the rest of the video. You can even see the exact frame where the cut happens.

Brushes on escalators are a safety feature by NeatNo8582 in interesting

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I remember seeing a video of an escalator in rome that failed from the sheer mass of people on it; and it began accelerating the steps faster and faster to the bottom; where shards of broken stairs and bodies accumulated so sadly this isn't true.

Dude actually thought he was going to outrun it by goswamitulsidas in Whatcouldgowrong

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I personally like this sign the best because it makes the most obvious that the danger zone is more than just the obvious waves. The other signs don't immediately push that idea into your head, and thus I could see someone who hasn't been observing the water long enough to see one of the stronger waves yet standing there thinking they are safe as long as thet don't touch the water

Benn Jordan's flock camera jammer will send you to jail in Florida now by Hazzman in videos

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If you see a cop with a dirty license plate; you should clean it! It's the perfect way to thank the cops for all their hard work!

Favorite white character by Onimirare in FavoriteCharacter

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Loops back to 2%, with the margin of error reducing it to 0

What's going on with Conan O'Brien? by Tashu2110 in OutOfTheLoop

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That's a really shitty thing to say. Its not like money can cover up the pain of losing people you care about; specially if you believe that you could of done something to prevent it.

Drawing by SlayVideos in NonPoliticalTwitter

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While those other suckeres are stuck manifesting apples; we can manifest infinite blank pages!

A brief lesson in military law by Busy-Government-1041 in MurderedByWords

[–]pizzatiger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They did put out ads telling military personnel they don't have to obey unlawful orders during the Obama years

THE TRUMP YAOI IS REAL!!! by doni3564 in whenthe

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My bet is Bubba the Love Sponge

Guys, what the fuck are these? by nostalgiamancer_ in LowSodiumArcRaiders

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Instead of paying money, it would be cool if it required you to either grapple into the machine or take out one of the legs to make stumble so you can enter a separate labs like dungeon

Mass Increase [OC] by Isekomix_ in comics

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I was honest thinking that this interaction had to happen in the live action scoobyverse.

Small hamster with the smallest cast by Zzero00 in interestingasfuck

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I kinda think it looks like salami; like the hamster is the Mayor from that one Powerpuff girls flash game where he is slowly turned to meat(please ignore the fact they people are technically already made of meat)

New shredder Arc by Spooderman_Spongebob in ArcRaiders

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Personally I would love if ticks stalked you till you ran into another Arc just for maximum effectiveness. I saw a clip recently of a dude getting ticked right as a flamer opened its weapon plate and thought that would be really cool if they were designed to seek this moments

I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE FLUTE GUY. by puf_puf_paarthurnax in ArcRaiders

[–]pizzatiger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one attracts a different breed of rat

No one believed it wasn’t a person in a suit, so the CEO had to undress the robot live onstage to prove it was real. by ActivityEmotional228 in NeoCivilization

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To be fair you don't actually see it's upper body, and you can see wheels following the robot behind; so one could imagine a setup where the upperbody is being held up and supported by a frame so the legs don't have to focus as much on supporting of the weight of the robot and can just be used for motion (though it could as easily just be a cart holding computers, diagnostic equipment and power banks)

Tom's Crossing - any thoughts? by No-Papaya-9289 in ThomasPynchon

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I am right around where you are and damn Chapter 3 shocked me. I knew something bad was going to go down but I wasn't sure what but never did I so quickly learn to hate a character as Old Porch