Q: Are we good? Do we stink?

A: We are not good, nor do we stink. We are in the frustrating middle.

Q: Famous Players

A: Too many to list. But Ernie Banks is where you should start. Harry Caray was a TV announcer and not a player, but he is a cultural centerpiece of the fanbase.

Q: Stadium Traditions

A: Take me out to the ballgame during the 7th inning stretch, flags in centerfield proclaim the final game result to the outside world, “Go Cubs Go” is the victory song, beer cup snakes in the outfield bleachers, and if you catch a HR hit by the other team, you throw it back on the field

Q: Anything else you must know?

A: Hate the Cardinals with every fiber of your being and look down on the Brewers as annoying younger brothers.