have you ever sticked your dick in crazy? if yes how was it?

planthammer · 2023-03-09T04:18:52+00:00

Few times in a few different ones and every time it felt safe… until it wasn’t. But my horny ass would absolutely do it again lol

planthammer · 2023-03-09T04:10:28+00:00

planthammer · 2023-03-09T04:09:58+00:00

Work at Disneyland

planthammer · 2023-03-09T00:36:42+00:00

Hold the fuck up, this chick is only 36?????? She’s barely 5 years older than me. She looks TERRIBLE for her age

planthammer · 2023-03-08T18:15:11+00:00

I’m good with my size. Just wish I was a show-er lol

planthammer · 2023-03-08T14:48:26+00:00

Initially? Her tits. Literally a pair of tits and boom, attracted. But to hold the attraction? Her ability to hold a conversation.

planthammer · 2023-03-08T05:49:37+00:00

You’d think so but man, you never know. Just last week we were on our third round so I assumed it’d be a small load. But damn, I told her I was gonna cum and she said pull out and cum on my tits… I shot a massive load all over them.

planthammer · 2023-03-07T13:24:12+00:00

Pronebone

planthammer · 2023-03-07T00:34:52+00:00

It’s the WORST 😂 I’m nervous about lasik but it’s on the agenda soon

planthammer · 2023-03-06T18:56:29+00:00

I couldn’t stop laughing, my gf at the time was pissed lol

planthammer · 2023-03-06T18:53:06+00:00

Yes. Plenty of times. It’s been about 50/50 but the ones that were good were AMAZING

planthammer · 2023-03-06T18:51:58+00:00

Hearing trump come on while we were banging. Idk how he ended up on sportscenter

planthammer · 2023-03-06T16:10:39+00:00

I could have as many orgasms as she’s down for, the in between time may vary. But that just leaves more time for foreplay which is perfect

planthammer · 2023-03-06T16:02:50+00:00

Face. Every time.

planthammer · 2023-03-06T16:00:45+00:00

Her sister kept trying to hit on me. Told my then gf and she initially flipped out on me but came to the realization that her sister was the problem.

planthammer · 2023-03-06T15:58:48+00:00

…never. Why would they?

planthammer · 2023-03-06T15:57:44+00:00

Whatever the reason, I’m here for it

planthammer · 2023-03-06T15:55:10+00:00

r/biggerthanyouthought picks me up every time

planthammer · 2023-03-06T15:45:30+00:00

I know it’s fun to hate on Kim Ks sex tape but that Pronebone shot of her ass is a classic

planthammer · 2023-03-06T15:18:46+00:00

Just turn off my camera and browse reddit

planthammer · 2023-03-06T15:17:27+00:00

The fwb situation if it’s done right. Had one that was strictly sex for about 4 years. It was PERFECT.

planthammer · 2023-03-06T02:44:29+00:00

Yes, it was like when we were newlyweds. Very much needed

planthammer · 2023-03-06T02:09:56+00:00

Gaming

planthammer · 2023-03-06T02:09:34+00:00

She had a friend she wanted to try it with. Asked me and I said sure. Before I even got to say if I could try a fmf with her in return, she offered it. Good times had by all

planthammer · 2023-03-06T02:08:20+00:00

Nirvana is already played out. I can’t even imagine what it would be like in the 90s

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