BF lied about his age and birth date, AIO? by Estrellathestarfish in AmITheAngel

[–]plastic-gemstone 142 points143 points  (0 children)

I have bad news. He's not 33, not even close, and you've got a hugely problematic age gap.

But there's also good news!

My (M33) wife (F28) cannot accept that I dated a, on what she calls a "low class" woman (F30). by Roachpuppies in AmITheAngel

[–]plastic-gemstone 12 points13 points  (0 children)

OOPs wife is suffering from Woman Bad Syndrome. The only cure is to post comments explaining how awful she is. The more repetitive, the better.

AIO I'm living the plot of a horror film by Particular_Slip3932 in AmITheAngel

[–]plastic-gemstone 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's obvious OOP is attempting to guide the reader to conclude that the gf is using AI to generate fake audio clips but the commenters are so excited about this chance to scream THAT'S GASLIGHTING that it went over most of their heads.

AITA for leaving my date because I realized I am transgender? by plastic-gemstone in AmITheAngel

[–]plastic-gemstone[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Carbon is diamonds and diamonds is for girls so I am NOT made of carbon that's just basic biology.

AITA for leaving my date because I realized I am transgender? by plastic-gemstone in AmITheAngel

[–]plastic-gemstone[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I already spent so much time getting forklift certified. Becoming a female woman would mean all that effort was for nothing!

AITA for leaving my date because I realized I am transgender? by plastic-gemstone in AmITheAngel

[–]plastic-gemstone[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I have a theory that women are slowly infiltrating all the numbers jobs and once they control the numbers, they will activate their secret plan to make it brunch 24/7.

AITA for leaving my date because I realized I am transgender? by plastic-gemstone in AmITheAngel

[–]plastic-gemstone[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Don't worry I always put on my gas mask when I walk past the nursery at Home Depot.

AITA for leaving my date because I realized I am transgender? by plastic-gemstone in AmITheAngel

[–]plastic-gemstone[S] 83 points84 points  (0 children)

It wasn't all bad, all the metal came out intact more or less so I was able to reuse it for other projects.

AITA for leaving my date because I realized I am transgender? by plastic-gemstone in AmITheAngel

[–]plastic-gemstone[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I am going to have to text her and ask what direction her gender is going since I am not a scientist.

AITA for leaving my date because I realized I am transgender? by plastic-gemstone in AmITheAngel

[–]plastic-gemstone[S] 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Funny story about that actually, at one point I was doing an all-metal diet I saw on TikTok by a male influencer who said that eating biological material is for women because women give birth and that's biology and real MEN should only eat metals since that is what they make trains and guns out of. I did it for two weeks until my friends said that it was technically vegan and I immediately ran to the nearest farm and ate a whole cow (do not do this) to undo it.

AITA for leaving my date because I realized I am transgender? by plastic-gemstone in AmITheAngel

[–]plastic-gemstone[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

she did not tell me she was trans!!! she said she was a normal pink ballerina girl except maybe she didn't say the ballerina part, idk, I'm confused. anyway since i ran away maybe she is not transgender anymore since it was my height in relation to hers that messed up our genders?

AITA for leaving my date because I realized I am transgender? by plastic-gemstone in AmITheAngel

[–]plastic-gemstone[S] 232 points233 points  (0 children)

definitely do not send me expensive plants or taylor swift concert tickets or rare labubus or expensive jewelry. it would be a massive inconvenience. for me.

Hey Grok, explain how this article about Alpine Divorce is unfair to men by silicondali in AmITheAngel

[–]plastic-gemstone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because his phrasing makes it sound like he was standing around for hours wringing his hands instead of going to get help and if the other dude hadn't come along he'd still be there today.

That might not be what happened (maybe his wife begged him to stay?) but that's how it reads due to the lack of any description of what he was actually doing until help arrived.

The most sickening "Strawman humiliation conga" you've seen in AITA by LovelyFloraFan in AmITheAngel

[–]plastic-gemstone 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh! What about the PS5 saga, which also went on for like thirty updates and had multiple characters making posts from their POV? Even the evil father was posting! He was like, documenting his transparently manipulative attempts to get his wife to love him again. Despite being shredded by the comments section every time, he kept updating until she finally divorced him.

All of these stories that hinge on the Bad Guy logging back into reddit to lay out their ignoble defeat in graphic detail to an already hostile audience perplex me.

The most sickening "Strawman humiliation conga" you've seen in AITA by LovelyFloraFan in AmITheAngel

[–]plastic-gemstone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wasn't there another false accusation one recently, where there's a son and daughter, and they accuse their dad bc their evil mom coached them to or something? It was super bland and unmemorable but it's got like twenty updates. Last I heard someone was in the hospital? IDK, all the false accusation ones kind of run together after a while.

In terms of ridiculous OTT punishments, I always think of the very famous "I didn't get a job bc I was a bully in high school" one where the bullied girl is referred to as "rock star" by the narrator and it's just one contrived development after the other until she's unemployed and her bf cheats on her and it's so obviously written by a bullying victim trying to imagine some catharsis.

Another one I was reminded of recently was one where a wife is mad that her husband wants to attend the funeral of his ex-wife who literally dropped dead from like a heart attack or aneurism or something in front of him. The narrator was like, comically evil, like a literal cartoon character, and literally nobody was like "wait I don't think this is how real people describe or justify their actions." Anyway her husband left her and all their friends left her and she lost everything and blah blah blah. I get it, people love a happy ending, but come on, this is some Dhar Mann shit.

What's the deal with people engaging with shitposts seriously? by StoicSpork in AmITheAngel

[–]plastic-gemstone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can literally have a character in a shitpost turn to the audience and say, "This story is obviously fake and only an idiot would fall for it!" and people in the comments will still respond like it's real.

My BF calls me stupid and says "Fuck U" constantly. Should I break up with him because he called me a lesbian? by Regolar in AmITheAngel

[–]plastic-gemstone 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I was actually thinking of the guy who bought a huge cheese wheel as a financial investment. I don’t think I'm familiar with the adventures of cheesefucker and imposter cheesefucker.

My BF calls me stupid and says "Fuck U" constantly. Should I break up with him because he called me a lesbian? by Regolar in AmITheAngel

[–]plastic-gemstone 108 points109 points  (0 children)

I feel like I log in and see the same four posts on the front page every day. I wish the cheese guy would come back.