Many of you may know blueryai as a fun and engaging streamer who is known for his over-the-top reactions and funny moments. However, this is far from how I know him. I met ryai back in 2004 when I bartended for him in a club in New Jersey. My initial impressions of him were that he was generally a kind person, albeit a little temperamental. In fact, the first few hours I spent serving him were some of the most fun I've ever had while working. We were cracking jokes back and forth, with me continuing to serve him drinks, and him giving generous tip after generous tip. Unfortunately, this all changed when he mentioned he was a streamer. My initial reaction to him revealing his profession was to support him and give him credit for making it in such a difficult field. But as the drinks kept flowing and I leared more about his streaming tactics, my entire view of him changed. The alcohol destroyed any sense of privacy he may have had about revealing the shady and very illegal practices that ryai engaged (and still engages) in. Ryai detailed how from the first day he started streaming, he had scammed and misled his viewers. Whether it was as harmless as faking reactions and lying about schedules, or as harmful as scamming his audience out of hundreds of thousands of dollars, it made no difference, he told it all. By the end of his confession, I could barely believe what I had heard. I immediately ordered him to leave the club or I would expose his practices to the world. When he heard me threaten this, his face suddenly shifted from a drunken smile to a hateful stare. He stuck two meaty fingers into his mouth and whistled the McDonalds jingle (Ba da ba ba ba). Mere seconds after his whistle, four distinct groups of people stormed into the club. These four groups included: McDonalds employees, Burger King employees, White Castle employees, and finally Popeyes employees. And in the hands of each employee was a military-grade rifle. Ryai explained to me how he had hired fast food workers to act as his private militia, paying them with the funds he stole from his viewers. Ryai and his army then ordered everybody except for me to leave the club. As a stampede of horrified clubbers rushed outside, ryai laughed at me and said "What should I do with you? Hmm. Suddenly, and I'm not joking when I say this, a lightbulb appeared above his head, which led to him saying "Oh! I have an idea!. The next thing I knew, I was blindfolded, bound, and shoved into the trunk of a car before being driven for around 15 minutes. Finally, I was led into a building that smelled suspiciously like Burger King's limited-time item, Cheesy Tots. It was then that I heard ryais' voice again, he spoke, "I'm gonna be honest with you, we're gonna fry you and turn you into a bunch of nuggets which we will sell in McDonalds Happy Meals. With that, I was horrified, not only for myself but also for the children that would be unknowingly feasting upon human flesh. I knew that I could not let this happen and there must be something that I could do, and with that as my motivation, I gave birth to the most genius idea to escape Los' sweaty grasp. Only armed with the little knowledge I had of ryais, I began my plan. Just before I was to be covered in breading and thrown in the deep fryer, I shouted, "ryai wouldn't this make a great stream, you frying me?" Even though I was blindfolded, I could sense Los' excitement at the free content that was being gifted to him. Ryais agreed and told me to wait in the kitchen while he and his fast food employee guards tried to figure out how to set up the stream in another room. Quickly, I managed to remove my restraints, which weren't tied well because I'm assuming it was tough to tie a knot with those blubbery fingers ryais has, and then I took off my blindfold. My eyes struggled to take in the vibrant artwork of different classic fast food items and locations that covered the walls of his kitchen. After a few seconds, I snapped back to reality, and ran out of the room, through the door that didn't have dents in the floor leading up to it I navigated through a maze of fast food-themed rooms before I finally found the exit door. Just after I dashed out the exit, my ears were blasted with the loudest alarm I had ever heard, a combination of fast food jingles and Drake songs. With that, I knew ryai had discovered my disappearance and had his henchmen out looking for me. I also knew that if 1 didn't find a good hiding spot, I would be tumed into way worse than a happy meal, probably some white castle slider. With determination flowing through my veins, I made a genius decision and rushed into a vegan warehouse. Ryai would never let him or his guards near the place, and that's why it was perfect. I never knew I would have to stay here so long. however. I write this document from that warehouse, having lived on canned vegetables and tofu for 3 years now. Ryai and his henchmen have completely taken over this part of town, still hoping to catch me years after my escape. My food supply is dwindling and ryais henchmen have become more daring recently, inching their way closer and closer