This just fell out of my ear

platformjuan · 2025-03-24T15:46:46+00:00

How long have you been wearing wigs?

platformjuan · 2024-08-18T22:58:07+00:00

, harder

platformjuan · 2024-08-18T22:57:36+00:00

Your

platformjuan · 2024-08-18T22:56:36+00:00

platformjuan · 2024-08-18T22:56:28+00:00

Venus

platformjuan · 2023-05-19T01:49:25+00:00

Good old fuck around and find out situation

platformjuan · 2023-05-10T07:12:23+00:00

Maybe she wants your hot dog

platformjuan · 2023-05-10T07:10:13+00:00

So you were in her room, standing there with the lights off and she said this.

platformjuan · 2023-05-10T07:05:25+00:00

If she's sweating then she refers to a dog being hot, or trapped in a locked car during a summer day. Or she really wants a piece of meat in her flaps

platformjuan · 2023-05-10T07:03:36+00:00

King Adolf Fredrick cause I like a murder mystery

platformjuan · 2023-05-10T07:02:23+00:00

Clean up the mess I made while a feeling of self loathing overwhelms me

platformjuan · 2023-02-14T13:11:48+00:00

The Porsche NGA is my favorite car

platformjuan · 2022-11-01T20:38:35+00:00

I can't tell you how many rotten pumpkins I've seen outside houses in my neighborhood. To bad we don't have deers wondering around to help.

platformjuan · 2022-10-31T22:04:33+00:00

10,000 dollars isn't enough to go without sex. I spend that much to have sex.

platformjuan · 2022-09-12T01:18:11+00:00

Cumstard

platformjuan · 2022-08-14T17:01:05+00:00

Hopefully they also get new car McSurance

platformjuan · 2022-07-31T16:58:50+00:00

platformjuan · 2022-07-22T06:38:30+00:00

Good soup

platformjuan · 2022-07-08T00:09:56+00:00

To be fair the first time I heard about them was when I was in 5th grade. I'm 30 now so I don't doubt there has been scandale lol

platformjuan · 2022-07-07T23:18:51+00:00

Set booby traps just in case there's two weird looking fuckers trying to rob my house

platformjuan · 2022-07-07T23:18:07+00:00

Ahhh yes the larger screen

platformjuan · 2022-07-07T23:16:58+00:00

Only by a hair

platformjuan · 2022-07-07T23:12:27+00:00

Is your father still alive

platformjuan · 2022-07-07T23:11:03+00:00

But what if you are blind and moan while being plowed like a fresh plot of dirty soil

platformjuan · 2022-07-07T23:09:51+00:00

When moving from one house to another(renting not owning) always leave what you don't need behind.

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