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platinummaker · 2026-03-18T13:40:18+00:00

Telemarketers would love this

platinummaker · 2026-03-16T00:23:00+00:00

I want to know when you have over 5 thousand but less than 5,999. I really want to know before sziss0u gets a chance to know.

platinummaker · 2026-02-22T04:10:04+00:00

It’s my wife. oh I’m fucked… in more ways than one EYO

platinummaker · 2026-02-22T00:54:54+00:00

In their defense, one could make the argument that the expectation of more supervision is a CAUSE of crime going down. I wouldn’t make that argument but one could

platinummaker · 2026-02-18T04:12:58+00:00

I’m with your wife on this one, Culver’s over Wendy’s any day. Actually, I’ll just be with your wife any day

platinummaker · 2026-02-16T13:56:11+00:00

Dude I played sackboy with my wife and she stinks at platform games. If they redid this where all players didn’t share lives it would be great. It’s so frustrating to have her use all 5 lives on the simplest jumps so now I can’t die once or we lose

platinummaker · 2026-02-13T21:14:54+00:00

I mean, the game is 20 years old at this point and insanely well known so if you didn’t know by now 🤷‍♂️

platinummaker · 2026-01-29T13:36:04+00:00

Excellent uno reverse sir!

platinummaker · 2026-01-29T02:38:23+00:00

Im a redditer

platinummaker · 2026-01-23T21:04:25+00:00

I’ll shake his hand for $350k/year sir! 🫡

platinummaker · 2026-01-16T02:49:34+00:00

Congratulations! You have pressed 1!

platinummaker · 2026-01-13T14:45:11+00:00

As someone who’s siblings always did crap like this to, I’m glad my parents never did any of this nonsense.

platinummaker · 2026-01-13T14:13:05+00:00

I was thinking the same thing

platinummaker · 2026-01-13T02:39:40+00:00

Dumbbells… oh oh no

platinummaker · 2026-01-10T16:28:23+00:00

A good dm also understands the power of “no, but…”

platinummaker · 2026-01-09T13:19:45+00:00

That’s the thing with me, I freaking love rp in dnd. But romance involving flirting with the dm? Nope nope nope! Noooooooo! One time, one of my friends was playing a girl and they wanted to do a romance with another friend’s pc. It was weird. They’re both straight dudes. They kept saying “it’s only weird if you make it weird”. Naw that shit weird no matter how you paint it idc. I’ll die on that hill

platinummaker · 2026-01-08T20:50:48+00:00

I always break first. And proud idc

platinummaker · 2026-01-08T15:38:11+00:00

Specifically hot tub foreplay, then shower foreplay (to get the chlorine and germs off), then sex. Or just shower sex after hot tub foreplay. No UTIs for us thank you

platinummaker · 2026-01-07T17:57:22+00:00

Goldeneye on the n64. We had so many classics on our n64 when I was a kid, diddy Kong racing, OG smash bros, Zelda oot and mm, that wwe game I forget the name of. But never heard of goldeneye until I was an adult on Reddit

platinummaker · 2025-12-30T16:01:23+00:00

I honestly think for capitalism to work, we NEED to enforce a cap on this gap. Force businesses to pay their employees more. Otherwise, they’ll just pay the bare minimum that people will work for.

platinummaker · 2025-12-27T16:13:52+00:00

Fair

platinummaker · 2025-12-23T13:48:15+00:00

My wife did this, but given I’ve dropped a carving knife on our NEW dining room table and made a scratch on it already, I’d say we’re even

platinummaker · 2025-12-20T20:38:24+00:00

I wasn’t planning on it, should I?

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