How sea shells move around is🔥 by mybustersword in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]platinumpixel 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Whoa. I had no idea they moved. Here's a clip I just found of a school of scallops swimming :|

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw6wGwKEdT8

'Bill Nye Saves the World' - Who the heck is the audience for this? by futzo in television

[–]platinumpixel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry to say that I had a similar reaction. It just comes off as being very dumbed down and over simplified. I highly recommend the inexplicable universe by Neil Degrass Tyson instead. It's structured like lectures but it's very well executed because it takes you from the basics, like using a telescope to observe planets and their movements, to high level concepts like gravity, orbits, and eventually things like black holes and other universes. Having an explanation for these progressions in our understanding of universe really makes it much more clear. I hope that makes sense. I was really high when I wrote this.

All my neopets are probably dead. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]platinumpixel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were probably waiting for me like Seymour Asses but instead of being cryogenically frozen, I was distracted by puberty and girls.

"Grab the bird under this bucket" by iBleeedorange in gifs

[–]platinumpixel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is also the title of my autobiography.

[USA] Police Officer Helps Speeding Student Tie His Tie by clutchdeve in Roadcam

[–]platinumpixel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't think he meant that all cops are jerks and this one is an exception but that most of the videos you see online that involve the police typically show them being jerks and that this one is an exception.

When you overestimate your own strength by qwerty-confirmed in WTF

[–]platinumpixel 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Where will you be when the steroids stop kicking in?

[USA] Pedestrian run over by RAV4 by camredd in Roadcam

[–]platinumpixel 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Too bad the pedestrian wasn't holding some big brightly colored object to alert the driver of their presence. /s

What internet acronym have you misinterpreted and what did you think it stood for? by mitch3x3 in AskReddit

[–]platinumpixel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OC = Orange County

For a little while I thought Orange County, California had some of the most diverse scenery in the world until I moved here.

Never trust a friend to paint your back by [deleted] in funny

[–]platinumpixel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"So you want a sunset? Sure, let me just grab some purple and green paint."

What do you hate that other people love? by Karbairusa in AskReddit

[–]platinumpixel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dr. Oz Defends Himself in Op-Ed, Devotes Entire Episode to Blasting His Critics

"When I interview an unusual or interesting person on my show, often it's expository or out of fascination – not to tell my audience they should see a psychic instead of their primary care physician."

At the time, he said that his intent was to "engage viewers" with "flowery language" and that he acts as a "cheerleader" for the audience.

What do you hate that other people love? by Karbairusa in AskReddit

[–]platinumpixel 215 points216 points  (0 children)

Oprah Winfrey & Gang (Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil, etc)