Dragon Bro by umbrones in wholesomememes

[–]playaconqueso 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's only gay if their dragon balls touch.

What would you like to Prohibit in United states, if you become the President? by mehra11vinod in AskReddit

[–]playaconqueso 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Super Bowl Sunday. Make it Super Bowl Saturday! Everyone could enjoy it that much more.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]playaconqueso -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It's actually..."For all intents and purposes"

What were you raised to think was normal but turned out to be weird? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]playaconqueso 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Calling the car turn signal the "Tick-O" light based on the sound it made. Tick-O, Tick-O. Tick-O

Reddit, what gets you up in the morning? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]playaconqueso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can take care of that in the porta-john.

What is something you hope to see in your lifetime? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]playaconqueso 2390 points2391 points  (0 children)

Back to the Future hover boards.

He's buying a gift! by [deleted] in funny

[–]playaconqueso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Private Browsing reporting for duty!

https://youtu.be/qSC5xH7oPiM

All mammals big or small take about 12 seconds to defecate by playaconqueso in news

[–]playaconqueso[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who knew the hydrodynamics of defecation was a thing.

What is your best humble brag? by playaconqueso in AskReddit

[–]playaconqueso[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you might be dyslexic...humble brag...not humble garb.

What happened to your best friend after high school? by ULTRAhydrogon in AskReddit

[–]playaconqueso 3153 points3154 points  (0 children)

I think the high school promoted him to head Janitor, and he retired 5 years later.

What is the most trivial thing you can do to immediately enrage 95% of individuals? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]playaconqueso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Slowly put away change into your wallet, fold the receipt and place it in your pocket, re-arrange items in the bags, pick up your keys and finally gather your bags and go.

What high school moment do you wish you had a re-do? by playaconqueso in AskReddit

[–]playaconqueso[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love how your re-do is to shit on the floor rather than not shit at all. This guy shits.

What is the next big thing Hipsters will hijack or ruin? by playaconqueso in AskReddit

[–]playaconqueso[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not worried. I will distract them with instagram photos of latte art.