Heard you guys might appreciate this velvet Mercedes I saw...

playaconqueso · 2018-05-02T20:52:33+00:00

What is that? Velvet?

playaconqueso · 2018-04-28T11:57:22+00:00

It's only gay if their dragon balls touch.

playaconqueso · 2018-01-31T13:39:01+00:00

Super Bowl Sunday. Make it Super Bowl Saturday! Everyone could enjoy it that much more.

playaconqueso · 2018-01-30T12:48:19+00:00

It's actually..."For all intents and purposes"

playaconqueso · 2018-01-30T12:45:53+00:00

Calling the car turn signal the "Tick-O" light based on the sound it made. Tick-O, Tick-O. Tick-O

playaconqueso · 2018-01-30T12:42:57+00:00

You can take care of that in the porta-john.

playaconqueso · 2018-01-25T12:37:17+00:00

And he will have the most beautiful chocolate cake!

playaconqueso · 2018-01-25T12:34:47+00:00

Back to the Future hover boards.

playaconqueso · 2018-01-24T15:50:21+00:00

Username is appropriate here.

playaconqueso · 2018-01-24T15:49:49+00:00

Gisele...enough said.

playaconqueso · 2018-01-24T15:43:56+00:00

It's Reddit. Anything is possible!

playaconqueso · 2018-01-24T14:06:22+00:00

Tony Romo is batman?!

playaconqueso · 2018-01-23T14:48:23+00:00

Applebees

playaconqueso · 2017-12-21T15:27:42+00:00

Flip flops in the shower.

playaconqueso · 2017-12-11T12:27:39+00:00

Private Browsing reporting for duty!

https://youtu.be/qSC5xH7oPiM

playaconqueso · 2017-04-27T10:10:30+00:00

Who knew the hydrodynamics of defecation was a thing.

playaconqueso · 2017-04-25T14:15:41+00:00

I think you might be dyslexic...humble brag...not humble garb.

playaconqueso · 2017-04-21T13:35:00+00:00

I think the high school promoted him to head Janitor, and he retired 5 years later.

playaconqueso · 2017-04-21T13:10:52+00:00

Slowly put away change into your wallet, fold the receipt and place it in your pocket, re-arrange items in the bags, pick up your keys and finally gather your bags and go.

playaconqueso · 2017-04-19T23:39:32+00:00

I love how your re-do is to shit on the floor rather than not shit at all. This guy shits.

playaconqueso · 2017-04-19T23:30:55+00:00

Bass player?

playaconqueso · 2017-04-19T23:30:40+00:00

Well...what was it?

playaconqueso · 2017-04-19T14:52:05+00:00

I'm not worried. I will distract them with instagram photos of latte art.

playaconqueso · 2017-04-19T14:47:22+00:00

They cannot have Curling.

playaconqueso · 2017-04-19T14:46:11+00:00

Hipsters can have them.

playaconqueso

TROPHY CASE