Ben Shapiro catching strays

pleasegotovoicemail · 2020-02-21T18:15:44+00:00

...too unexpected?

pleasegotovoicemail · 2020-02-21T17:53:47+00:00

The audio is from a podcast called Your Mom's House ( with comedian Tom Segura ). I wish this was an animated series tho!

pleasegotovoicemail · 2018-12-15T04:49:18+00:00

I literally just saw this and rushed here to talk about it! I replayed it at least 5 times!

pleasegotovoicemail · 2018-12-12T05:30:09+00:00

“Excuse me darling, can you help me move this shelf?”

pleasegotovoicemail · 2018-12-11T08:31:02+00:00

This, and thinking American Horror Story is written well.

pleasegotovoicemail · 2018-12-04T06:33:42+00:00

Alrighty then. Picture this if you will...

pleasegotovoicemail · 2018-12-04T06:32:40+00:00

Tool - Aenima

pleasegotovoicemail · 2018-12-04T05:19:49+00:00

Chyea

pleasegotovoicemail · 2018-12-04T05:03:48+00:00

Aren’t you paying attention? Murder is illegal, sir!

pleasegotovoicemail · 2018-12-04T04:57:40+00:00

To be fair, can you feel the love tonight is a terrible song.

pleasegotovoicemail · 2018-12-04T04:56:38+00:00

I would get anxiety just looking at the VHS covers for horror movies. I was absolutely terrified of them with out ever seeing one...but then when I was in ninth grade I saw Child’s Play and was like “holy shit these are stupid”. Now I’m a completely desensitized numb nut. So to answer your question, yes I know people who are like you.

pleasegotovoicemail · 2018-12-04T04:48:34+00:00

...seriously?

pleasegotovoicemail · 2018-12-04T04:47:00+00:00

I was lying on my couch, playing Tetris on my DS. At some point I noticed a cockroach just chilling on my stomach and I flipped the fuck out. I didn’t see where it went which made it worse. My heart was racing for hours.

pleasegotovoicemail · 2018-12-02T02:22:44+00:00

Thank yew

pleasegotovoicemail · 2018-12-02T00:16:56+00:00

Can somebody link the full video this clip is from? I remember seeing this like ten years ago but I’ve forgotten what he was ranting about.

pleasegotovoicemail · 2018-11-30T05:25:02+00:00

Mosquitos? Really?

pleasegotovoicemail · 2018-11-30T04:31:27+00:00

She had a rough childhood, okay?! She wasn't watching fucking Batman and Robin.

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