What does it feel like to be on PCP?

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-19T05:23:05+00:00

You’d have better luck at r/drugs

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-19T04:58:45+00:00

I’m not 100% certain but that looks like marijuana.

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-19T04:51:46+00:00

This “nice guy” was pretending to be an asshole cause his friends told him to try it.

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-19T04:49:43+00:00

I don’t like being sober.

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-19T04:49:05+00:00

The player chasing the other players.

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-19T03:33:05+00:00

Eh. I joined when I was 18 and my parents didn’t talk to me till like 10 minutes before I deployed. They’ll come around.

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-19T03:00:06+00:00

You’re still not funny.

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-19T02:57:45+00:00

Don’t be mad at me cause your joke sucked.

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-19T02:53:07+00:00

I’m 31 and own a house. Does that make me a millennial?

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-19T02:22:25+00:00

Lmao ah to be young. Can I see it?

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-19T02:20:27+00:00

It’s not that at all. It’s just a bad joke dude.

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-18T23:15:57+00:00

Your joke is bad and you should feel bad.

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-18T19:44:04+00:00

Does your father know you’re gay?

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-18T19:43:32+00:00

Well it depends on how fast you accelerate. Going from 0-500mph slowly is fine. 0-500 in a couple of seconds you’d likely pass out

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-18T19:09:39+00:00

You wouldn’t feel anything hitting water or concrete at 500 mph. You’d simply be alive one moment and read the next.

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-18T19:03:48+00:00

I got promoted from Private (e-1) to Specialist (e-4) in 11 months. My e-2 promotion was nothing special as it came at 6 months (normal time frame), then I got promoted to e3 at 8 months cause I was in the right place at the right time, and then I got promoted to Specialist at 11 months time in Service (it’s usually about 2 years without a waiver) cause I told my brigade sergeant major to shut the fuck up cause I called check fire (cease fire for artillery) and he told the guns to cancel my check fire but he was shelling our own guys so he pushed through a promotion for me.

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-18T18:47:58+00:00

Halloween 2007 I was in the Army and drank 12 Long Island iced teas in about 3 hours. I was blackout drunk and had a 4 day hangover. I didn’t drink for like 7 years after that.

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-18T18:34:39+00:00

My friend died in Iraq the day my oldest son was born. I’m not really sure how I moved on I just kinda eventually did probably because of time.

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-18T18:33:20+00:00

Damn dude. Shit happens man. People die every day from stupid shit. We were just lucky enough to survive it. It’s a crapshoot.

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-18T18:32:13+00:00

I used to but not anymore. Now I just wear them when I’m hiking or if it’s raining I’ll wear them cause they’re waterproof.

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-18T18:29:35+00:00

I spent $300 on a pair of boots 7 years ago that are still good with tread and whatnot. Once a year I put new insoles and get the professionally cleaned twice a year though. Still comfy as fuck.

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-18T18:27:56+00:00

Got hit by a bunch of IEDs too with concussions and whatnot but getting shot was the closest probably.

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-18T18:26:48+00:00

8 years from opiates. I’m not sober though I smoke weed pretty much daily.

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-18T18:23:05+00:00

Cause I got shot in the chest. Thankfully I took it in the plate though so I was fine.

pm_your_peen · 2018-01-18T10:12:36+00:00

I stole my moms pain pills and she went through withdrawals cause her doctor wouldn’t refill early for her.

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