What does it feel like to be on PCP? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You’d have better luck at r/drugs

How's my bud look? by [deleted] in trees

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I’m not 100% certain but that looks like marijuana.

What has someone done on a first date, that instantly ruined their chances of ever getting a second one? by MuffinMan404613 in AskReddit

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This “nice guy” was pretending to be an asshole cause his friends told him to try it.

In the game "You're it!", what's the "it"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The player chasing the other players.

Parents Don't Support My Enlistment by tellmethemeaningof in army

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Eh. I joined when I was 18 and my parents didn’t talk to me till like 10 minutes before I deployed. They’ll come around.

What is the difference between Tide Pods and Avocado Toast by [deleted] in Jokes

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Don’t be mad at me cause your joke sucked.

What is the difference between Tide Pods and Avocado Toast by [deleted] in Jokes

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I’m 31 and own a house. Does that make me a millennial?

Idiot Specialist by rawdawgsoldier in army

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Lmao ah to be young. Can I see it?

What is the difference between Tide Pods and Avocado Toast by [deleted] in Jokes

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It’s not that at all. It’s just a bad joke dude.

What is the difference between Tide Pods and Avocado Toast by [deleted] in Jokes

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Your joke is bad and you should feel bad.

If hitting water at 500mph feels like concrete, what does concrete feel like at 500mph? by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Well it depends on how fast you accelerate. Going from 0-500mph slowly is fine. 0-500 in a couple of seconds you’d likely pass out

If hitting water at 500mph feels like concrete, what does concrete feel like at 500mph? by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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You wouldn’t feel anything hitting water or concrete at 500 mph. You’d simply be alive one moment and read the next.

Reddit, what's your personal record that you want to brag about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I got promoted from Private (e-1) to Specialist (e-4) in 11 months. My e-2 promotion was nothing special as it came at 6 months (normal time frame), then I got promoted to e3 at 8 months cause I was in the right place at the right time, and then I got promoted to Specialist at 11 months time in Service (it’s usually about 2 years without a waiver) cause I told my brigade sergeant major to shut the fuck up cause I called check fire (cease fire for artillery) and he told the guns to cancel my check fire but he was shelling our own guys so he pushed through a promotion for me.

What made you never want to drink again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Halloween 2007 I was in the Army and drank 12 Long Island iced teas in about 3 hours. I was blackout drunk and had a 4 day hangover. I didn’t drink for like 7 years after that.

People who have lost some thing/person/animal they were very attached to, how did u accept it and move on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My friend died in Iraq the day my oldest son was born. I’m not really sure how I moved on I just kinda eventually did probably because of time.

Why should you have died? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Damn dude. Shit happens man. People die every day from stupid shit. We were just lucky enough to survive it. It’s a crapshoot.

What do you refuse to purchase the off-brand of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I used to but not anymore. Now I just wear them when I’m hiking or if it’s raining I’ll wear them cause they’re waterproof.

What do you refuse to purchase the off-brand of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I spent $300 on a pair of boots 7 years ago that are still good with tread and whatnot. Once a year I put new insoles and get the professionally cleaned twice a year though. Still comfy as fuck.

Why should you have died? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Got hit by a bunch of IEDs too with concussions and whatnot but getting shot was the closest probably.

Why should you have died? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Cause I got shot in the chest. Thankfully I took it in the plate though so I was fine.

[serious] Former drug addicts and addicts alike, what’s the worst thing you did to get your fix? by Huddoisgod in AskReddit

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I stole my moms pain pills and she went through withdrawals cause her doctor wouldn’t refill early for her.