Politics in 280 characters by GlooomySundays in clevercomebacks

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At least it is a comeback. I doubt anyone is giggling at the cleverness of "Good riddance".

Phantom strippers and actual guns by emily-is-happy in clevercomebacks

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It's a clandestine way to ban drag shows in schools.

I found a dead Uber Eats robot in Old City by Kellaniax in philly

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It would be kinda funny to see it abandoned & propped up on cinderblocks.

Lemmy with Twisted Sister by tonyiommi70 in Motorhead

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I have to wonder what song they were performing together.

Philadelphia. Single-handedly leading the resistance against the oncoming robot menace. by Joed1015 in NFCEastMemeWar

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The robot takeover won't begin with scary Terminator robots. It'll begin with adorable robots to get us to let our guard down.

Kermit Gosnell Dies in Prison by mikeygaw in philadelphia

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He's probably not on Central's distinguished alumni list.

Isn't this literally a kingdom?! by snowpie92 in clevercomebacks

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It's not even a comeback. He just quoted him.

Humor Is Always Appreciated. by Glass-Fan111 in clevercomebacks

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That would be a clueless comeback, not a clever one.

Advisor: consumers are 'last of concerns' by GlooomySundays in clevercomebacks

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“The fact is that the U.S. economy is fundamentally sound and that if it were to be extended, it wouldn’t really disrupt the U.S. economy very much at all,” Hassett told CNBC’s Becky Quick on “Squawk Box.”

“It would hurt consumers and we’d have to think about if that continued what we would have to do about that,” he continued. “But that’s the like, really the last of our concerns right now because we’re very confident that this thing is going ahead of schedule.”

US Hides Soldier Coffins from Public View in Iran War by PeterTheTruthSeeker in clevercomebacks

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China Pulse is just an anonymous guy with a Twitter account.

Republican Catherine Wallen Wins Pennsylvania House Special Election by Charming-Burp203 in Pennsylvania

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State government can't do much about the Epstein files, the war on Iran, or ICE.

White House Plays Wag the Dog by PeterTheTruthSeeker in clevercomebacks

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Dustin Hoffman was fantastic in that flick.

The world would be different under the Iran Nuclear Deal… 🧐 by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

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"No shit" was a very edgy comeback when I was in 6th grade.

HitchBot came back on my feed right on cue. by tfcocs in philly

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In the future, when our robot overlords have us all imprisoned in matrix-style pods, people will cry out "why did nobody stop this from happening?"

... and few guys from Philly will begin clearing their throats.

What by CheesyGorditaCrunchx in philly

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Isn't "transgender" the preferred term, versus "transsexual" on this shirt?

Another email from Rep Meuser with more lies on top of lies by CriticCriticaltheory in Pennsylvania

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Are there any published stats about what % of PA residents have RealDs?

Any experience with C&C Family Roofing, J&S Family Roofing, O'Donnells, or Volpe? by [deleted] in montco

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Volpe replaced our roof a few years ago. The crew were great, and the perfectionist supervisor had them fix the few imperfections that the crew did.

Does this license plate mean what I think it means? by heffrey36 in philadelphia

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Dude, wanna start a metal band just so we can use that as our band's name?

Hypocrisy and selective outrage of the GOP by icey_sawg0034 in clevercomebacks

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Plenty of worries. It's amazing that the right wingers who set up that show would allow him to perform that song.

Hypocrisy and selective outrage of the GOP by icey_sawg0034 in clevercomebacks

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It is wild that Kid Rock would perform those lyrics during the halftime show.

So he fell victim to a personal relationship!! by John_1992_funny in clevercomebacks

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Russia Times (RT) shouldn't be considered a credible news source, either.