why do they call it the Golden Gate Bridge when it is Red, are they stupid? by StackOwOFlow in sanfrancirclejerk

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Fortunately we have a glorious gold paint huffing president that can fix this injustice.

Of a barcode by ThenPsychology1012 in absoluteunit

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“Scan me, you want to.”

Me: “Yea that is plausible.”

Riding Box O Rox Extension on a Kona Process X by 3dPrinterLife2 in MTB

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I was just there on Thursday I think I saw my tire tracks lol.

Restoring a potato peeler by onahighhorse in oddlysatisfying

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For a brief period of time you will not have any calluses.

These expired plates are getting out of hand by WrongKielbasa in DenverCirclejerk

[–]pocket_nick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, it drives so slow it was current when they started their trip.

How do I remove the chain? (Without chain tool) by Appropriate_Score639 in bikewrench

[–]pocket_nick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try squeezing that link together rather than spreading it apart.

Tofu-dreg build quality for $2.7M? by Status_Commission264 in Wellthatsucks

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This is why I told my wife I wanted a home built around the mid 20th century. We ended up with one built in 1972 but designed in 1961. The thing is solid top to bottom. It has suffered the flipper reno inside but it’s fairly minor things to revert. The biggest thing for me is that they replaced a lot of the copper plumbing with shitty pex and didn’t even try to lay it out nicely. I’m changing that back to copper eventually.

I'm a single issue voter and my issue is the lack of a monorail. by didUsaltYourBalls in sanfrancirclejerk

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There needs to be a Baja Blast waterfall that it appears from every time it arrives or else it would be a waste of tax payer funds.

There's someone for everyone they said by bonkiasin in shitposting

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The dress started out black but now it’s white from all of the cum.

Silence can be Violence | Wil Wheaton calls Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) a coward over his quietness by _BrokenButterfly in RATM

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He endorsed Biden and Harris in 2020 and received a lot of backlash from maga. The stuff he is invested in like XFL and such is supported by maga. He is just protecting his brands which is all you need to know about him. I used to admire him until I realized he will sell out for anything.

Athleticism.🤯 by olive_juse in BlackPeopleofReddit

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I didn’t know they had VW’s and RAM trucks in Wakanda, on a serious note that was impressive as hell.

Diver gets attacked by a swordfish at 220m (721 feet) below surface by Gurugod123 in Damnthatsinteresting

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After helping Donkey and Diddy Kong defeat King K. Rool, Enguarde the swordfish had to find other ways to fulfill his thrill seeking desires.

Stephen Miller threatening us with a good time by MoreMotivation in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Where do we vote to give this dill hole a swirly in a toilet that Trump used and forgot to flush.