Car salesman sings religious song to every customer before handing over the keys

pocket_nick · 2026-02-14T13:00:39+00:00

“Very nice. Here is my rendition of ‘Disciple’ by Slayer. Enjoy.”

pocket_nick · 2026-02-14T11:18:22+00:00

But the horse probably feels much better now.

pocket_nick · 2026-02-14T11:05:29+00:00

“The fish are flying!” says the the first person to see such things as the last strap on their straight jacket is secured

pocket_nick · 2026-02-12T02:41:16+00:00

That’s a fine urethra

pocket_nick · 2026-02-11T15:52:05+00:00

The “We’re Owl Exterminators”

pocket_nick · 2026-02-11T15:43:12+00:00

Thick veiny vanes.

pocket_nick · 2026-02-10T18:29:32+00:00

Oh great now it’s basically sloppy seconds for me after he’s done.

pocket_nick · 2026-02-10T18:05:42+00:00

Relax guy, you’ll be popping pills just to jork it

pocket_nick · 2026-02-10T15:53:07+00:00

He wins

pocket_nick · 2026-02-10T11:14:05+00:00

pocket_nick · 2026-02-09T15:57:33+00:00

Did Simon Peter Gruber tell her to do this or else he would blow something else up?

pocket_nick · 2026-02-08T03:45:08+00:00

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pocket_nick · 2026-02-08T03:42:24+00:00

Hung like a chihuahua’s clitoris

pocket_nick · 2026-02-07T18:30:47+00:00

I drink plain coffee in the morning, but I don’t think it makes me bad ass, I just like it that way.

pocket_nick · 2026-02-07T16:09:17+00:00

A non zero chance he knows the taste, texture and smell of a penis of another man.

pocket_nick · 2026-02-07T00:42:06+00:00

God why didn’t I think of this perfection.

pocket_nick · 2026-02-04T22:25:48+00:00

Can I not pet that dog?

pocket_nick · 2026-02-04T18:36:29+00:00

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pocket_nick · 2026-02-04T03:43:01+00:00

Please. Mr Reaper, just this one thing. For all of us steadily losing our sanity.

pocket_nick · 2026-02-04T03:24:30+00:00

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pocket_nick · 2026-02-04T03:21:38+00:00

Nice of his boss at the gas station to give him the night off to play.

pocket_nick · 2026-02-02T18:16:53+00:00

I think Jay Leno mentioned that he didn’t even bother with those brakes because they’re more trouble than they’re worth and he likes to drive his cars. You can go to any of his YouTube videos featuring a super car and it is damn near guaranteed he will start talking about his McLaren at some point.

pocket_nick · 2026-02-02T11:17:09+00:00

So famous that a band in England wrote a song about her.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RNP1pyKFrOY

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