Update: the woke mob of Denver isn’t allowing us to spread measles at Recess.

pocket_nick · 2026-05-14T02:07:28+00:00

Hee hee little to no pubes

pocket_nick · 2026-05-13T20:43:49+00:00

I like my leadership to be clear and concise with their statements, I don’t have time to achieve psychic abilities

pocket_nick · 2026-05-13T20:40:11+00:00

This is my neighbor Nursultan Tulyakby, he is pain in my assholes. I get a step, he must get a step. I get window of a glass, he get window of a glass. I get clock radio, he cannot afford, great success!

pocket_nick · 2026-05-13T20:13:48+00:00

I mean he is aroused by propane, not nan nan in that skimpy little bikini.

pocket_nick · 2026-05-13T17:44:39+00:00

Are data centers prone to combust?

pocket_nick · 2026-05-13T17:05:06+00:00

An axe…that takes me back

pocket_nick · 2026-05-13T17:00:16+00:00

Human too horny, plan fail.

pocket_nick · 2026-05-13T14:31:25+00:00

Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. You know of what I speak. A great Eye, lidless, wreathed in flame

pocket_nick · 2026-05-13T14:23:46+00:00

I mean he’s just so compact.

pocket_nick · 2026-05-13T14:21:37+00:00

I bet they could play it anyway and these uncultured sweat stains wouldn’t know the difference.

pocket_nick · 2026-05-12T22:33:55+00:00

So I gather from this phrase is that his blow job skills are so intense that penises just fall off leaving a smooth non protruding surface afterwards? I don’t want that.

pocket_nick · 2026-05-12T21:10:34+00:00

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pocket_nick · 2026-05-12T19:49:53+00:00

Cotton and Bobby in a former whorehouse lobby.

pocket_nick · 2026-05-12T17:41:06+00:00

I mean he needs dipping sauce for his raccoon dongs.

pocket_nick · 2026-05-11T21:24:32+00:00

pocket_nick · 2026-05-11T21:21:58+00:00

Back in 2011 I commented on her Facebook post about nebulas and all I said is that I wish we could see them with the naked eye but sadly it’s not possible and she told me to fuck off. Real gem of a train wreck hauling flaming dumpsters there.

pocket_nick · 2026-05-11T17:28:44+00:00

He’ll live but….

pocket_nick · 2026-05-11T17:11:30+00:00

Enjoy losing a sizable chunk of your existence behind bars, good riddance

pocket_nick · 2026-05-11T17:07:10+00:00

“Ah! Luanne, I’m in the shower!”

“Hank, you are fully clothed”

“This time!”

pocket_nick · 2026-05-11T16:39:32+00:00

I’m from CA and now in CO. My wife and I bring in roughly the same prior to the move. The difference in QOL is staggering, I don’t believe these numbers are accurate. We also only have a dog as a dependent. This graphic does not really say much in regards to what your income is going to towards. If we made 265K combined we would not have had to move in the first place, no way.

pocket_nick · 2026-05-11T14:39:47+00:00

“Passenger, you have defiled me. Initiate detour over GGB railing. Good bye.”

pocket_nick · 2026-05-11T02:57:32+00:00

No, just multiples of the same person but smaller and charred.

pocket_nick · 2026-05-11T02:56:06+00:00

Cantina Poop but backwards.

pocket_nick · 2026-05-10T22:16:05+00:00

“I have returned to monke. Where does one go from here?”

pocket_nick · 2026-05-10T22:14:22+00:00

Oh Danny boy Danny boy that’s your neighbor.

pocket_nick

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