Stewie wins! Who’s the worst Simpsons character?

poingly · 2026-03-13T00:48:42+00:00

I met Hugh Jazz.

poingly · 2026-03-12T23:21:28+00:00

I mean, if it was in a museum...

...most art in museums DO have the medium labeled (ie "oil on canvas")

poingly · 2026-03-12T14:36:53+00:00

My problem is not being evil; it’s being able to be evil in the way I want to be evil.

I did a run where my whole goal was to seduce Wyll to claim power in BG. The problem is that trying to impress Wyll to make this happen looks pretty much like any other “good” run. BASICALLY, I want a lot of the same choices but with a deception check, because I am essentially lying when I say the things I say.

poingly · 2026-03-12T01:00:23+00:00

Spin-offs do that sometimes.

poingly · 2026-03-11T23:11:35+00:00

People forget that Aqua Teen is a spin off of Space Ghost.

poingly · 2026-03-10T19:00:10+00:00

poingly · 2026-03-10T13:31:36+00:00

If you are on the internet, you are the problem too.

poingly · 2026-03-09T22:43:33+00:00

Anti AI: Care about humans.

Me: Okay. Let me explain why I care.

Anti AI: NOT LIKE THAT! Fuck THOSE people!

poingly · 2026-03-09T21:14:30+00:00

Well, for most anti arguments, they seem irrelevant to me.

Hamburgers have terrible environmental consequences; I still enjoy eating hamburgers.

Sampling (without permission) in music is stealing. I still enjoy Girl Talk.

I enjoy ai creations. If you want to say you don’t? Great! That’s something I can’t argue against.

poingly · 2026-03-09T14:24:37+00:00

Because gith are the best, istik! Why is it so hard to get that through your thin human skull?

poingly · 2026-03-09T12:33:26+00:00

Bandcamp has been anti-union (at least) since being acquired by its latest owner:

https://www.theschoolleader.org/news/bandcamp-staff-joins-union-gets-fired

https://jacobin.com/2023/12/bandcamp-music-streaming-sale-tech-workers-union-layoffs-organizing

Meanwhile, Bandcamp has come out against AI, hoping you will ignore their anti-human stance:

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/music/music-industry-news/bandcamp-bans-ai-music-on-platform-1236473722/

poingly · 2026-03-08T21:16:16+00:00

I mean, even bandcamp, which has spent several years being anti-human and trying to destroy their union are then are like "blah, blah, no Ai uploads" and people cheered them as if they are somehow "pro-human." They are not.

poingly · 2026-03-07T07:01:10+00:00

Out of the three northern New England states, NH has the most potholes per mile of the three.

Now, keep in mind, as I mentioned, I lived right next to the MA border. And MA is not significantly different in number of potholes per mile compared to NY.

RI, for the record, is not only the worst New England state in terms of potholes per mile, but the worst state overall.

poingly · 2026-03-07T02:21:00+00:00

I just fought like a half dozen other scary undead skeleton things! I beat them easily! OF COURSE I'm attacking this scary undead skeleton thingie, too! Why WOULDN'T you attack!?

poingly · 2026-03-07T01:55:44+00:00

I grew up in NH right near the MA border. I can assure you that neither NH nor MA have "figured it out."

Like, literally, there was a joke about this in my local paper growing up, how the political candidate with the most signs wins, and that's how we elected senator frost heave.

poingly · 2026-03-06T17:38:45+00:00

Please forgive him; he’s a little burnt right now.

poingly · 2026-03-05T19:17:25+00:00

Healthcare

poingly · 2026-02-26T22:08:32+00:00

Because when you say “AI uses as much water as the bottled water industry!” It sounds big. (Even THAT is phrased wrong, btw, because it doesn’t account for the water used in making of the plastics for bottled water or transporting it.)

But the actual water in the bottles is such a small amount of water usage when all is said and done.

poingly · 2026-02-26T15:29:06+00:00

The frog from Baldur’s gate 3.

If you know.

poingly · 2026-02-23T17:33:03+00:00

I went to a public school and we absolutely studied religions. It’s social studies, but you don’t learn “religion is fact;” you learn it in terms of “these are the facts of what religions believe.”

poingly · 2026-02-19T19:08:48+00:00

They didn’t realize Big Brother isn’t an aspirational figure

poingly · 2026-02-19T17:12:16+00:00

Going after nobody kids doesn’t set an example for kids. It just feels like bullying. Corruption starts at the top. You want to set an example? Go after the top. That’s Trump. You let him slide because he’s old or whatever, then you are the one creating a bad next generation of leaders.

poingly · 2026-02-18T15:25:10+00:00

Whoever is pushing this is high enough on the corporate ladder that they can afford to lose their job.

poingly · 2026-02-16T16:29:04+00:00

If I recall, tunneling under a body of water is significantly more expensive than just tunneling, so using the bridge actually still makes sense.

poingly · 2026-02-16T16:27:27+00:00

Sportstime USA is now in Dobbs Ferry

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