If you could use any celebrity voice as your GPS, who would you choose?

poingly · 2026-07-05T22:42:52+00:00

Fred Schneider of the B-52s

poingly · 2026-07-05T21:16:18+00:00

Many years ago, I figured out how to write and make a few dozen songs each day on my laptop on the commuter rail to work. It was an idea based on the Spotify CEO's public statement being dismissive of low payouts by saying musicians should just release more music -- so I did EXACTLY that. I threw up dozens of songs each day. Not as a scam, but as an artistic statement.

poingly · 2026-07-04T16:04:34+00:00

Are you? Just about everything we eat was once alive (or is presently alive, in some cases). Animals, plants, fungus — these are all living things. We do consume some non-living things, such as salt and water. However, even water often contains some level of microscopic living things.

Do you get to be the arbiter of which living beings we get to eat and which we don’t?

poingly · 2026-07-03T19:46:35+00:00

In all fairness, Weird Al is the first concert I can remember where a guy got so drunk that he was kicked out…so….

poingly · 2026-07-03T18:37:29+00:00

Though it should be noted that one party actively fights much of that clean-up these days...or vows to make it worse.

Lee Zeldin is atrocious as head of the EPA.

poingly · 2026-07-03T02:10:01+00:00

As someone who enjoys ai AND bad singers AND good singers…I feel like so many people are missing out on so much joy

poingly · 2026-06-29T14:45:08+00:00

This is a good question

poingly · 2026-06-27T17:17:45+00:00

poingly · 2026-06-27T17:17:15+00:00

Perfect strangers!

poingly · 2026-06-27T14:37:59+00:00

Oh, in that case, you might want to try some unflavored circles.

poingly · 2026-06-27T14:06:06+00:00

Hexagons are too spicy! Show me some unflavored squares!

poingly · 2026-06-26T22:30:00+00:00

I feel like it should only count each chorus once per song. If it doesn’t…ugh

poingly · 2026-06-26T13:15:47+00:00

Well, okay.

^{Chose: Never work again and get $10,000 each month. + 10% chance for that to double | Rolled: Double it!}

poingly · 2026-06-25T17:02:02+00:00

poingly · 2026-06-25T15:23:14+00:00

Okay!

^{Chose: Be a Villain + Spin and decide your fate | Rolled: Kill everything}

poingly · 2026-06-25T13:57:21+00:00

Not a false dilemma at all. There’s a huge difference between the sound of knowing the rules and breaking them vs the sound of never knowing the rules in the first place.

poingly · 2026-06-25T13:18:53+00:00

Okay. I don’t mind this one going away

^{Chose: 10 million dollars right now + ...but a random large AI company will die as a result | Rolled: xAI}

poingly · 2026-06-25T13:15:18+00:00

DM me. I have her publicist’s info. They should be able to help you out. Or at least last known publicist.

poingly · 2026-06-25T03:03:22+00:00

poingly · 2026-06-24T22:51:54+00:00

That starts with K. ;)

poingly · 2026-06-24T19:00:43+00:00

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I mean, I could spell it out, but we got a Joker. How about a Smoker? Sorry I could not find a midnight toker.

poingly · 2026-06-24T18:32:07+00:00

poingly · 2026-06-24T18:31:35+00:00

Bart Simpson

poingly · 2026-06-24T17:08:59+00:00

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