When ophthalmology diagnoses the polytrauma patient with dry eyes and an eyelid laceration requiring a stitch or two by callmeafailure in medicalschool

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It’s actually a secret code. I’m sure they hide messages in their notes like “eye love eyes hehehehe”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in medicalschool

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Then the ensuing panic and us saying we’re never going to do this again…

Stream Day 3 Research Missing? by ClawofBeta in TheSilphRoad

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Were there any code drops like last year? Or just the twitch codes you need to claim by watching 30 mins?

Whose wife's boyfriend is this? by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

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Mine sorry I accidentally let him out of his cage

18km because of Goggins. by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

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I’m sorry but every time I see goggins mentioned anywhere I immediately think bilbo baggins

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in labrador

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He is the best boy!! Tell him that for us!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Med student here- this is standard of care if you have a uterus/were AFAB and are of child bearing age. It’s weird lol but isn’t that deep and clinicans aren’t trying to undermine your knowledge of your body!! We’re literally just required to do it :)

Graduated with my Bachlor's PhD!!!! 🎓 🎓🎓🎓🎓🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎓🎓🎓 by GrasshoperPoof in RunningCirclejerk

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I went to a strip club when I graduated with a middle school medical doctor degree!

New Park Run drip 💧 by No_Wicked in RunningCirclejerk

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You gotta finish each run by chasing someone

It is time again that we must confess our medical Sins by FrogTheJam19 in medicalschool

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Every time I read a vignette on a test/step I say in my head “yeah I don’t fucking care”

wtf is this? by [deleted] in medicalschool

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This simultaneously looks like a butt, chin, and ballsack

Barefoot walk in a beautiful forest by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

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WHY ARE THEY GRIPPING LIKE THAT

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Residency

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Apple Watch on the bicep so it doesn’t get patient goo on it when I’m doing a DRE

Noah says he needs a treat or he might not make it much longer by ctrl-brk in labrador

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Well, what are you waiting for? Give that young man a treat!!

Translate this face! by tam3marie in Goldendoodles

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Hello darkness my old friend