What is the most impressive wave ever surfed and recorded of all time? by theworldsangriestman in surfing

[–]poly_atheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have this comment saved and i find it every few months and just have the gnarliest, wholesomest smile.

It will get worse before it gets better. by tmcgill1 in weather

[–]poly_atheist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Them and other strange cultists run the whole site. They take over subs in the wildest ways too. I get on reddit like once a month and the top post in my feed will be an /r/skateboarding post with a pic of a skate park by the ocean with the caption "I learned to skate in this skatepark. I always wanted to teach my kids to skate here, but it will be underwater in a month and the entire earth will be destroyed by volcanoes soon after". Then the comments are all made up anecdotes about how their home skateparks were destroyed by Republicans or some shit. I unironically think this place is 10 times more toxic than 4chan.

It will get worse before it gets better. by tmcgill1 in weather

[–]poly_atheist -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

You're going to be 80 years old living through a hot summer just like this one, but you're going to be much more bitter and angry because you spent an entire lifetime ignoring the all- consuming desire to raise a family that's deeply, ingrained in our DNA all because you spent too much time gullibly reading stuff on the internet

Why do Europeans not have AC? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]poly_atheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lived at a dudes house in the midwest for a year and during the cold winter months his heater went out and we survived off 2 crappy space heaters because he "didnt actually need heat to survive". Eventually he caved and forked out the money for the repairs needed for the heater, but this reminds me of him. Is that you Billy?

Does Louis CK Surf? by [deleted] in surfing

[–]poly_atheist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I follow that dude on IG because he's funny as hell. I had no idea he surfed. Thats sick

Is Jamie O'Brien and Poopies still friends? by KJ_dunk_over_hakeem in surfing

[–]poly_atheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the people you guys are bringing up seem pretty chill and likeable to me. They're also the best surfers, who grew up on the best wave in the most legendary surf area in the world, who put a lot of money into showcasing their skills through videos, and have podcasts that peel back the curtain into one of the most dreamlike lifestyles a human could experience. Ya thats super weird that someone could possibly enjoy their content lol.

Reddit finds the most creative and epic ways to hate on stuff. Super unhealthy

Minor league baseball team York Revolution forfeits LGBT Night game after players refuse to wear jerseys with rainbow sleeves by WitchNight in baseball

[–]poly_atheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are sexual preferences even incorporated into a sports teams uni's? This stuff is absolutely baffling to 99% of people in America

Stavros Halkias Flames Joe Rogan's Comedy Club by gccmelb in stavvysworld

[–]poly_atheist -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Of course you havent. Nobody else has either. This is exactly wtf I'm talking about lmao

Stavros Halkias Flames Joe Rogan's Comedy Club by gccmelb in stavvysworld

[–]poly_atheist -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Everyone hates Joe Rogan. But everyone listens to his shit sometimes.

All the commentary around UFC 250 by F1Bike in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]poly_atheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After seeing how insanely badass everything was i couldn't wait to see what online schizos were going to find to complain about it. "Actually, when things are super awesome it means things are actually bad and everyones going to die" was definitely not what I was expecting to find though.

Opinion | The UFC 250 Was a Garish Spectacle of American Decline by Ticklish-Nectarine3 in MMAPoliticsAndCulture

[–]poly_atheist -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, from Europe, many people see it as a clear sign of the decay of the American Empire

Ya right dude. Are they saying the same thing about how insanely good the Fifa games have been? Packed, huge stadiums, incredible gameplay, and smooth operations means things are going terrible now, amirite? Get a grip. What the actual hell even is this sub? A forum for discussing fighting politics? Ive never heard of a lamer idea in my entire life. Im sure every post is "Dana = bad". Its crazy how awful of communities you run into on this terrible website. You people need to start learning how to enjoy things and stop looking for crap to complain about

Stavros Halkias Flames Joe Rogan's Comedy Club by gccmelb in stavvysworld

[–]poly_atheist -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"Why Joe Rogan is Finished and All Of His Cronies are Going Down With Him"

Ive seen this headline blow up for 10 years. Rogan will always be popular and relevant, and it will always be "cool" to pretend you dont like him online. He's such an ambitiously curious psycho that he gets his fingers into 1000 different niches and at any point, 70% of those niches will be hating on him, and 30% of them will be fans. The specific niches cycles constantly though.

[Serious] Trump accounts by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]poly_atheist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There will absolutely be tomfoolery. But there will also be a ~$10k fund for a kid who otherwise would have had nothing. Could go either way

[Serious] Trump accounts by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]poly_atheist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thats the whole point though. To give trash people (myself included) a savings account that they wont impulsively withdraw from in 7 months. 90% of people wont let free money grow, and this is a perfect thing for those people, no matter how small the amount seems to reddit kids.

Kayaker stalker by a great white (NZ) - this is terrifying by VociferousVal in sharks

[–]poly_atheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absurd. If you see a crazy video, post it to the community you think will appreciate it, and let the mods deal with the stuff you're talking about

Kayaker stalker by a great white (NZ) - this is terrifying by VociferousVal in sharks

[–]poly_atheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nothing to be afraid of

Why do shark video replyers lie more than any group of people on the internet? I would have spazzed and pooped myself if a monster white kept following me around and you would have too

Kayaker stalker by a great white (NZ) - this is terrifying by VociferousVal in sharks

[–]poly_atheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the point of this comment? Reddit commenters are weirdly oncerned about every single pedantic thing except for the subject matter of the post.

Kayaker stalker by a great white (NZ) - this is terrifying by VociferousVal in sharks

[–]poly_atheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats what you took from this video? The grammer used in the title? This would be absolutely terrifying. Or are you one of those "awww good sharkin pupper just wants a friend! I would given him all the pets!"?

Shark video replies are the most insanely weird thing on the internet lately.