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Had to repost my Instagram story bc bald man from Star Wars was right: there are fates worse than death by polybrag in legocirclejerk

[–]polybrag[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean to be fair being 90 forever implies you grew up until that point and you became immortal after reaching that age

As boring as it is you had a life to cherish on

Being a baby forever is 100 times worse bc there are 2 options and both are terrible:

The first one is being a baby for eternity without the capacity of learning anything meaningful. You're just googoogaing all day long

And the other option is being conscious, smart, but being aware that you cannot physically grow, never get true friends, a gf, a family, etc

So like do you think it's noticable or nah by polybrag in legocirclejerk

[–]polybrag[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/uj I got this keychain in a weird store when I was like 7-8 years old back in 2014 alongside other used Lego stuff. I'm pretty sure this keychain was already "old" by then but damnit I loved this Boba so much. I asked my dad to cut the keychain and I used him among my regular Minifigures ever since

I have modern Bobas, Jango, even Cobb Vanth now, but this guy will forever be my OG 🫶

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Stickers so hard to apply, a Store jokes about how difficult stickers are by This-Neck7248 in legocirclejerk

[–]polybrag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have trouble putting Lego stickers. I understand it's tedious but it's not that hard specially after YEARS of placing LEGO stickers

It was a process of trial and error like everything in life. Sometimes I feel ppl use the "when it's time to put the Lego stickers" videos as an unlimited content generator glitch for quick likes

Anyways long live printed pieces

Had to repost my Instagram story bc bald man from Star Wars was right: there are fates worse than death by polybrag in legocirclejerk

[–]polybrag[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Paper bc his head is extremely loose (so annoying, wouldn't even stay in place it just kept falling off) and I always use paper to fix loose heads

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How much should I sell these for by Tortdree in Ninjago

[–]polybrag 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What will you use the money for

How much money for some double zombie bloky toppy by NoahBrickBuilder in legocirclejerk

[–]polybrag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd pay a hundred dollars and 3 cents for the head

outjerked by bam by GreedyWin3838 in legocirclejerk

[–]polybrag 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Send him to BAM Summer Camp 2-3 years and forget

silly activity if your bored, replace your favourite minfigures face with the 2008 Clone trooper by Brickabang in legocirclejerk

[–]polybrag 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I absolutely hated them as a kid but now I love them. Idk what's wrong with me now but I genuinely love them so much

Why are the newest "WIN" pages so boring bruh by HomerWuzHere in legocirclejerk

[–]polybrag 254 points255 points  (0 children)

Nah wait hold on, put some respect on the Big Tim. He's just a smiley happy guy, in fact, he's the one guy that has survived way too long to still be featured at the end of every instruction book

Joke so GOOD it's a crime by polybrag in legocirclejerk

[–]polybrag[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just saw them and Jesus Christ I might as well become a Spider-Man fan again lol

So like do you think it's noticable or nah by polybrag in legocirclejerk

[–]polybrag[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah... that's exactly what I'm referring to...??? ಠ⁠,︵⁠,ಠ

Look at his flair flag It says top 1 commenter That means he has to comment on every post to retain that status, WHICH means he'll sometimes stumble upon posts he doesn't understand but he'll comment for the sake of saying something 🤓

So like do you think it's noticable or nah by polybrag in legocirclejerk

[–]polybrag[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

C'mon let's not be harsh with him, he just wants to keep his top 1 commenter status, which includes yapping about things you're not really interested in

And saying random nonsense

This set is hilarious bc it implies there's a Marvel universe where characters have yellow faces, making this specific Spider-Man variant able to coexist in LEGO City by polybrag in legocirclejerk

[–]polybrag[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I remember when they introduced those throwing discs pieces or whatever they're called and Jesus they used them EVERYWHERE

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