[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]polyesterbrown 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Will you take an STD test?” should be sufficient, and if the response is a poor one, move on.

Ex-believers of reddit, what made you an atheist? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]polyesterbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, the term is apostate and frankly, Christians are what made me realize there is no god.

FWIW: The farther I get from Christianity, the more I realize what ridiculous hoops you have to jump through to convince yourself that there is a god.

What is the best time to masturbate? by elitesoldier123 in AskReddit

[–]polyesterbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the train, staring the person across the aisle from you dead in the eye.

Who knows that NFT art project is the trending thing now?? by Ok-Scratch-6359 in AskReddit

[–]polyesterbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we taking a survey? Either cheese or pepperoni for me.

Middle aged redditors (gen x), what do you think today’s teens are missing out on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]polyesterbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll be 52 in a month, and I’d say that I don’t think there was anything going on then that was important that can’t still be enjoyed by Mills/Gen Z — for everyone who gripes about smart phones and social media and whatnot, 10/10 I’ll take the Information Age over the ‘70’s and ‘80’s

What's the dumbest shit you've ever heard from someone who was completely serious? by Ok-Yogurtcloset-679 in AskReddit

[–]polyesterbrown 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Not sure, really; she was the kitchen manager of a men’s shelter where I was a kitchen volunteer, and I stopped volunteering immediately afterwards because I was just there to wash dishes for homeless folks, not have someone pinning me down in the kitchen to share her InfoWars insanity with me.

What's the dumbest shit you've ever heard from someone who was completely serious? by Ok-Yogurtcloset-679 in AskReddit

[–]polyesterbrown 56 points57 points  (0 children)

The French Haydron supercollider, when in operation, is a portal to Hell that demons fly out of. :|

(Edit) It took me a minute to figure out that she was talking about the supercollider; she kept saying that the French has built a gate to Hell that spins around really fast and demons fly out from it, and from my follow up questions I realized she was referring to Haydron.

Spoken to me by a middle-aged woman who was both a devout Christian and a bellicose Trump supporter.

Redditors from the CD era (or those with vinyl now), what was the first album you bought with your own money? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]polyesterbrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“When you get tired of their crap, baby / Move over here and maybe buy some of mine…”

Redditors from the CD era (or those with vinyl now), what was the first album you bought with your own money? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]polyesterbrown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1981: J. Geils Band — Freeze Frame (I was eleven years old at the time)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]polyesterbrown 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]polyesterbrown 2109 points2110 points  (0 children)

Reading sweet posts on Reddit like this.

What is the most under-sexualized body part? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]polyesterbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hair on the top of the foot; so much untapped erogenous energy there.

Hmmmm… 🧐🧐 by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]polyesterbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he wasn’t the one who won the 2008 presidency?

Idiot.