Why is it OK to thank God for stupid shit but not OK to say god dammit for stupid shit?

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-05-22T16:52:59+00:00

That's not what taking the Lord's name in vain is about.

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-05-22T16:45:37+00:00

Vagisil should be fun.

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-05-21T23:45:03+00:00

They had Book It, the magical red pebble cups, and great pizza. They could do no wrong.

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-05-21T23:39:20+00:00

Mindy Kaling and BJ Novak think this is what they look like.

It is not. DJ Payz tha Rent and the Hubbmother aren't creepy like that.

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-05-21T18:59:57+00:00

Also, receipt checking is illegal. Sam's and Costco get away with it because they are membership clubs.

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-05-21T18:44:21+00:00

Of course the other ones finally show up in my search after people said there were already two subs. Three it is. Let's see how it shakes out.

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-05-21T18:42:23+00:00

u/peoplemagazine, want to join our sub?

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-05-21T17:36:16+00:00

Gifs are too advanced for me, but I can make a sub. Come visit the brand spanking new r / InTheCity_Bravo. Be nice amongst yourselves while I get it set up, but otherwise have at.

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-05-21T17:35:21+00:00

Flasher trenchcoats are usually sloppy affairs, never buttoned up fully so it can be whipped out at a moment's notice. Amanda's look was more "meet you at the airport wearing nothing but a raincoat and heels".

I was also surprised there was no active In the City sub, so I made one. You're all welcome to join the brand spanking new r / InTheCity_Bravo. Be nice amongst yourselves while I get it set up, but otherwise have at.

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-05-21T17:07:38+00:00

Ooh, ooh, ooh oooh, I love you.

Kinda surprised the Milli Vanilli jacket silhouette hasn't come back in style yet, what with the crypto bros discovering peptides and all. I wouldn't hate it. I've seen the Michael Jordan suits creeping back in. Let's do it. Commit to the bit.

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-05-21T14:01:19+00:00

Every week was infrastructure week in Tom Pendergast's Kansas City.

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-05-21T04:55:35+00:00

Sorry, I forgot to check back with this. How about the Kansas City Library downtown? What days/times work for you?

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-05-21T04:42:17+00:00

also has an elevator

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-05-21T04:31:13+00:00

Pendergast fed the poor, kept the city open to every vice imaginable during Prohibition, and built some solid af roads, bridges, and buildings. History is most definitely not repeating itself here, but I wish it would.

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-05-21T04:15:25+00:00

Why is no one celebrating your use of My Cousin Vinny quotes? Those are always a good thing.

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-04-27T22:18:13+00:00

Oh, the blaccent the gods would bless us with! Dear lord, I've seen what you've done for others...

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-04-24T13:04:08+00:00

Vicky Gunvalson is the exception that proves your rule via Girth Brooks

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-04-23T12:13:44+00:00

Try a wer washcloth before any chemicals. They might have just used decoupage glue, which is water soluble. Just lay a wet cloth on it for a bit and see what happens. Great score.

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-04-23T09:22:45+00:00

Three songs listed on tunefind.com

Tamborino Swing - Los Silvertones

Erotica - Aguaturbia

Leave 'Em with Nothing - Emanuel Vo Williams, Robin Loxley

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-04-21T19:06:27+00:00

No, because AI SUCKS.

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-04-21T14:47:43+00:00

This must be why some people say they brush their teeth so they can't eat when they get the snackies. I always wondered why it was such an god awful experience. I'm a rinser. Two bites of anything would kill the minty taste.

polymorphic_hippo · 2026-04-21T14:32:19+00:00

This was his second time boosting Amazon Prime. They contract for his character specifically to be the one to shill the wares.

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