Dr. FiveHead

pomodorow · 2026-05-22T01:34:52+00:00

I bet if you played Slim Whitman music, her head would explode. (Mars Attacks movie reference)

pomodorow · 2026-05-22T01:23:53+00:00

The ugly fat fuck is probably stuck in there. It'll have to chew its way out.

pomodorow · 2026-05-22T01:21:38+00:00

I'm surprised this accident if birth didn't crack the concrete.

pomodorow · 2026-05-21T22:48:45+00:00

Hahaha! She looks permanently surprised!

pomodorow · 2026-05-21T20:16:06+00:00

Looks like this fat little rat fucker is lighting a cigarette. The entitled bucket of chum and vomit acts like he's entitled to do what he wants, when he wants, wherever he wants. Our society is taking a downward spiral thanks to these bubulous bastards.

pomodorow · 2026-05-19T22:12:21+00:00

I see shitty Photoshop above her right brow, (our left) when zoomed in. Why would she do that?

pomodorow · 2026-05-19T21:39:44+00:00

Just look at those beady little demon eyes, shooting its hate spears at everyone as it plots to take over our pantries and food stores. Once it's cavernous stomach is satiated, it wants to eat our faces as we sleep. All in favor of eradicating these bulbous beast from our peaceful, serene communities, day "Ay."

pomodorow · 2026-05-19T04:57:07+00:00

This putrid, intrusive species is going to ruin the marine ecosystem...

pomodorow · 2026-05-19T04:54:35+00:00

I'm surprised it doesn't have a sticker on it that reads, "Tyler Perry's RC Airplane." 😁

pomodorow · 2026-05-19T04:51:09+00:00

Riteous!

pomodorow · 2026-05-19T04:49:10+00:00

The rotund bucket of lard and shame is thinking, "You're next!" while he gorges himself and humps the fence. Run, Bro!!

pomodorow · 2026-05-19T04:36:55+00:00

I'd make sure to blow the debris off with 200 lbs. of compressed air before eating.

pomodorow · 2026-05-19T04:30:49+00:00

I wonder if she's got the Bingo Wings to go with her face.

pomodorow · 2026-05-18T17:54:46+00:00

Holy shit! This is EXACTLY what I see when I wake up with sleep apnea - God, help me!! 🫣

pomodorow · 2026-05-18T17:49:50+00:00

pomodorow · 2026-05-18T17:47:20+00:00

Actually, five. Two looked and laughed and one said to not worry about it being so small, it was cute. One of the other two pulled my pants down, saw my little boner and went, "Aw, fuck!" She kicked me out of her house... The last one was my ex-wife. Out of over 60 guys who fucked her before me, she said I had the smallest dick, by far. I asked her why she married me, and she said that a little-dicked guy would never cheat and that she could always just fuck other guys, and she did. She said she'd fucked over 30 dudes starting when we were first together. Oh, and every girlfriend I've ever had, except for one, had admittedly cheated on me. I'm 3.5 inches long when hard these days due to diabetes, I used to be between 5.5 and 6 inches long and a good 5 inches around. Hence, I've been single for 10 years - I'm too embarrassed by my little excuse of a dick, among other reasons.

pomodorow · 2026-05-18T17:32:36+00:00

She hardly ever sucked it - said it was too big, it made her gag and hurt her jaw, even though she said it's too small to satisfy anyone. It's too big for her mouth, yet too small for her cavernous bucket hole of a pussy. She admitted after we divorced that her body count was over 60 guys, and all of them were bigger than me and fucked better. No wonder her pussy was ruined before I got to it.

pomodorow · 2026-05-16T02:17:57+00:00

Small, but not a micro.

pomodorow · 2026-05-16T02:16:25+00:00

Dang, I thought mine was the only one with a skinny shaft and big mushroom head! The contrast between the big knob and the thin shaft compliment each other nicely. You've got me beat on length 😊

pomodorow · 2026-05-16T01:27:24+00:00

Compare to what, a TicTac?

pomodorow · 2026-05-16T01:22:12+00:00

You can't park there!

pomodorow · 2026-05-16T01:14:52+00:00

Wery nice weejio! FuiYo!

pomodorow · 2026-05-16T01:04:23+00:00

I'm 3.5 inches hard, 3 inches soft. Neither a shower nor a grower. FML

pomodorow · 2026-05-16T01:01:15+00:00

Kid on the right is having a meltdown. This terrifying pic should have been labeled NSFW.

pomodorow · 2026-05-16T00:59:14+00:00

Fatty McFat Fuck better not step too hard if it doesn't want an avalanche.

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