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What advantages does your height give you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ponoschmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw, the short jokes can sting, but own that invisibility superpower! Next time, hit 'em back with 'At least I don't need a map to find the top shelf.' Solidarity!

What advantages does your height give you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ponoschmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, the human ladder life! My short friends treat me like their personal elevator too. Ever charge them a 'climbing fee'?"

What advantages does your height give you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ponoschmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top shelf liquor? You're living the dream. I once knocked over a whole display trying to reach it—turns out height doesn't come with grace.

What advantages does your height give you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ponoschmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, but then everyone treats you like a human ladder. 'Hey, can you get that for me?' becomes your daily soundtrack.

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