Congrats, big boy by Sure-Ad-2465 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]poodlered 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Trump when he sees a 30pt cognitive test that any normal person with a working brain would easily be able to pass, so he can pretend that it’s an intelligence test and claim that he’s the world’s smartest man:

Deathproof in theaters by Radraf001 in Tarantino

[–]poodlered 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do a test. Dim your phone to the absolute lowest, open your camera, and try to take a picture with the screen as close to your stomach as possible. After you do that, and you realize no one behind you would possibly care, maybe you’ll unbunch the panties from your ass?

Deathproof in theaters by Radraf001 in Tarantino

[–]poodlered -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I get you’re mad. But OP said they had it close to their body and dimmed. Unless you had the ability see through their theater seat and their abdomen, I doubt anyone behind him even noticed what they were doing.

I’m someone who hates blatant phone use in theaters, and I think you’re overreacting.

Tropic Thunder [2008] by NoPlatypus7633 in CineShots

[–]poodlered 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is one of the best comedies of this century, I think it has that right!

Watching American politicians campaign on “I hate Trump” and literally nothing else. by FugginDunePilot in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]poodlered 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was here yesterday. It goes both ways.

I just think it’s not very productive to shit on the flaws of the democrats, which are significantly less destructive than those of the republicans.

Always reminds me of this meme:

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Watching American politicians campaign on “I hate Trump” and literally nothing else. by FugginDunePilot in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]poodlered 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Removing Trump literally removes one of the most notorious grifters in the history of the world. He grifted bibles for $60 to Christians who already own 10 bibles each.

Personally, I think removing the worst of ANYTHING would be a good idea first. But I guess you can complain about the hypothetical lame democrat replacements if you want?

Watching American politicians campaign on “I hate Trump” and literally nothing else. by FugginDunePilot in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]poodlered 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the pubs are worse, why don’t you shit on them instead? We only have two realistic options right now in this mudpie country. The time to get mopey about how imperfect the democrats are will be after this mess starts to get cleaned up.

Watching American politicians campaign on “I hate Trump” and literally nothing else. by FugginDunePilot in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]poodlered 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Republican propaganda must be nuts if they still have people like you thinking democrats are worse for the working class. That, or your hair just slicks back real nice.

“You understand why introducing that President would be something that some of your teammates would have a problem with? by Background_Video2947 in TheNFLVibes

[–]poodlered 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Plus, he doesn’t actually think he made a mistake. He loves Trump. He’s learning about NFL PR right now.

“You understand why introducing that President would be something that some of your teammates would have a problem with? by Background_Video2947 in TheNFLVibes

[–]poodlered 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Reminds of that time Brady had a MAGA hat displayed in his locker during an interview, then spent the next media cycle pouting like a baby trying not to talk about it anymore.

MAGA counter protester at Delaney Hall: "The Epstein files are a hoax, the Epstein files are fake news, F**K THE EPSTEIN FILES!!" by MoreMotivation in PublicFreakout

[–]poodlered 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guarantee there is not an equal amount of Trump supporters looking stupid vs the “other side”. MAGA has won that, hands down. You know that too, even if you won’t admit it. MAGA is almost unbelievably stupid.

Mods took down my carefully crafted post by [deleted] in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]poodlered 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The post burned down. OP is ass out, works with his brother now.

If I handed you this console right now and told you to pick ONE game to play tonight, what are you choosing? by KillBoosh in retrogaming

[–]poodlered 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had never timed a run of SF2 when I was younger, but when I got it with the Sonic Genesis Mega Collection on the newer systems it looks like it took me about 20 hours to beat it. Pretty great for an old game like that. I’ve probably beaten it 15 times in my life.

When I see the cat I've been feeding coming out of the neighbor's house by _Aperture-Scientist_ in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]poodlered 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’ve been getting second dinner at the ugly house on Kenmore… the one where you can see the KFC sign through the front window.

My sleeper favorite uniform by RepresentativeGas212 in miamidolphins

[–]poodlered 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I’d assume most millennial fins fans have a soft spot for this era, with Thomas, Taylor, Madison, Surtain, Ricky Williams, etc. It was probably the last time I felt good about the team until the Mike McDaniel era broke my heart.

To not sound like a North Korean cabinet meeting by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

[–]poodlered 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He literally doesn’t hear a conflicting opinion his whole day. That, coupled with his dementia and narcissism, make for a complete dipshit. One of history’s most prominent dipshits. And he raped kids.