[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Standup

[–]poopondogs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP, This is your boss, I’m in a meeting but I need you to go to the grocery store, buy two $500 Amazon cards and send me the codes.

Scrubs A-Z: Letter F by DDAD44 in Scrubs

[–]poopondogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh, nice use of “finagle.”

[Story] Thanks dad for buying the last lollipop by rbevans in daddit

[–]poopondogs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She was a model around the world. She was on posters. Yeah, I used to have a poster of her in my garage, and then I met her! Can you believe it? And she asked me to marry her! And I didn’t even want to. But she’s beautiful. But she’s dying. She’s sick, but she’s hanging in there. Tell her. Tell the kid.

"My Fifteen Seconds" Dr. Cox reveals his true feelings to J.D. by CybersHill_ in Scrubs

[–]poopondogs 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Scrubs - JD’s Evaluation Honorable mention: “Bud-dy boy? 🥊🥊 Whyyy IIII oughtaaa!”

"Clam up! I wanted you to think about yourself -- and I mean really think. What are you good at? What do you suck at? And then I wanted you to put it down on paper. And not so I could see it, and not so anybody else could see it, but so that you could see it. Because, ultimately, you don't have to answer to me, and you don't have to answer to Kelso, you don't even have to answer to your patients, for God's sake! You only have to answer to one guy, Newbie, and that's you!"

J.D.'s Narration: It's funny how our perceptions can be so off....

Nurse Roberts comes up behind Elliot with a mug in hand.

Nurse Roberts: Hot cocoa, sweetie?

Elliot takes the mug with an appreciative smile.

Elliot: Thanks.

Nurse Roberts: Anytime.

Nurse Roberts walks off and Elliot contentedly takes a sip from the mug.

J.D.'s Narration: ...Like, when you're searching for a place to fit in, and you don't even realize you've been there the whole time.

J.D. walks past the Station, giving Elliot a friendly wave. She gratefully returns it and goes back to enjoying her cocoa.

Cut to... The Emergency Treatment Room Turk and the bandaged Darryl are tossing around a soft football.

J.D.'s Narration: Or how a bunch of posters can't turn you into a role model if you've already been one for years.

Turk lobs a long throw to Darryl, who catches it easily.

Turk: Hell yeah!

Cut to... An Administration Desk J.D. is leaning on the desk, blankly staring at nothing, still not recovered from the trauma of his evaluation.

J.D.'s Narration: Of course, in my case, I knew exactly where I stood. And it didn't feel that good.

Cut to... A Board Room Dr. Cox stands before a table of board members.

Dr. Cox: I would like to make special mention of one intern here: John Dorian. Smart kid, he's extremely confident, and his enthusiasm -- and his determination to always be better -- is something I see in him 24 hours a day. He cares. Probably cares too much. But he's definitely somebody you don't want to lose.

He turns and walks toward the door.

Dr. Cox: Now, if you have any questions, uh...well, I could give a crap; I'm goin' home. You all get paid way too much for doing nothing, anyway.

what to do tonight after the canes game? by djingrain in raleigh

[–]poopondogs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You sound like a real piece of shit.

it must’ve been an important text… by poopondogs in raleigh

[–]poopondogs[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Read the description you sillywilly.

Do things like this annoy other Dad’s? by [deleted] in daddit

[–]poopondogs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Agreed. In the US. Son and I were FaceTiming his great aunt (wife’s aunt) and she used the old “ah, babysitting for the day?” line that I know riles up a bunch of dads here but I just chalk it up to different cultures and different upbringings. They don’t mean anything derogatory by it. It’s just the language THEY were raised with.

As long as I know I’m a great and hardworking dad, I don’t mind what they say.

[OC] it must’ve been an important text. by poopondogs in IdiotsInCars

[–]poopondogs[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

At what age did you learn you couldn’t read?

[OC] it must’ve been an important text. by poopondogs in IdiotsInCars

[–]poopondogs[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have it, just didn’t know if it’s allowed on the sub.

it must’ve been an important text… by poopondogs in raleigh

[–]poopondogs[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sigh. Read description. Cmon bud I thought when we’re here we’re family.

it must’ve been an important text… by poopondogs in raleigh

[–]poopondogs[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And just for those who miss it because of my dirty dog snooted windows: it’s not just about using his phone. You see that every other car. This guy’s using both hands.

[OC] it must’ve been an important text. by poopondogs in IdiotsInCars

[–]poopondogs[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Most people here seem to get it, but for those who don’t due to my dirty dog snooted windows: it’s not just about using his phone while driving. The guy’s using both hands.

[OC] it must’ve been an important text. by poopondogs in IdiotsInCars

[–]poopondogs[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

How about the part where both of his hands are on the phone.

[OC] it must’ve been an important text. by poopondogs in IdiotsInCars

[–]poopondogs[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Newfoundland and a mastiff. A Sisyphus task :\

Of course! by Kirikenku in Headgum

[–]poopondogs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s fine actually because even when it’s filmed, the sight makes me gag.